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jOYS

andrew my little pirate

About Me


I love candy apples.
hi.
my eyes have auto-sniper mode that targets testicles.
my name is Joys and you're at my space.
vibrations from my mobile get me excited.
I HATE cliche lines and stupid emo hair.
I have officially watched all south park episodes twice and gotten sick of it.(which arse gets sick of south park?)
my definition of a pretty person is someone consumptious, delicious yet complicating, wierd and different, cracks perverted jokes and is not so typical.
Sarcasm becomes my boyfriend when I talk to people I have no intention of speaking to.
I like sitting on the toilet bowl downing nicotine while I attempt to do a number two.
I currently work in a cybercafe which provides me sleep and endless msn sessions.
I dont adorn bands.
I am not obliged to do..........anything.
I hate people who ask too many questions for their own good.
My stupidity and utter failure to make sense is a charm.
I love eating banana splits.
I adore whipped cream straight from the nozzle cos there is a 100% freshness.
I hate getting all mushy and romantic cos life isn't a big love story and noone is really cinderella.
I hate stupid questions and predictability.
I find self-opinionated people a turn on and materialistic people too cheap.
malboro smoke is the only other air i breathe.
Guys who are horizontally challenged are cool.
I do a really good impersonation of a five year old with a perverted mind or a bimbo licking your thigh.
strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
yea, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

anyone different, wierd, funny and likes toes.
no stupid emo hair, pathetic pick-up lines or stupid questions pls.

TO THE ELJAY AND BEYOND!

msn//[email protected]

Music:

44
7 days after
7 pound vein
aaliyah
action action
AFI
alicia keys
alkaline trio
allister
all saints
amanda perez
ana johnsson
anna nalick
anti-flag
arpee
as night falls
atari teenage riot
at the drive in
auburn's epiphany
bane
bastard
before she die
best interest
bloc party
bob marley
boy changes colour
byork
caliban
caroline
cascada
cave in
chiodos
christina aguilera
circle takes the square
comeback kid
comic strip
converge
corinne bailey rae
craig david
creed
daphne loves derby
darkest hour
dead by 6
dead poetic
deftones
devoid nation
DHT
dido
discordance axis
dj sammy
doris delay
dyna turmoil
envy
estrela
exilia
experimental dental school
fear before the march of flames
finch
fiona apple
flesh disgorged
flowers in the attic
flyleaf
frente
garbage
harakiri
hatebreed
hopesfall
ila mitra
incubus
ingride
jeromes dream
jewel
jr ewing
kaddisfly
kane hodder
kasey chambers
kids on the move
killing satori
kiosai
LFO
lifehouse
limp bizkit
limp wrist
linkin park
little girl terrorist
lisa loeb
lost prophets
macy gray
magrudergrind
mest
michelle branch
midnight revival
moneen
murder by death
my precious
my squared circle
near fatal explosion
nelly furtado
nightmare of you
norma jean
october dagger
on the might of princes
orchid
papa roach
paramore
paris in the making
P.A.W.N.S
pig destroyer
pink
placebo
POD
poison the well
pressplay
puca!
punchline
radiohead
raein
red lipstick letter
red sparrowes
ringworm
rocking horse winner
samanta
samantha mumba
scary kids scaring kids
secret seven
sixpence none the richer
slayer
something corporate
splender
staind
stafford
string theory lunch club
stutterfly
subtle revenge
sugar ray
system of a down
taxidermy recital
test icicles
the adored
the ataris
the birthday massacre
the breakup
the cardigans
the cranberries
the flying worker
the magic numbers
the mars volta
the number twelve looks like you
the starting line
three days grace
transistor transistor
unwritten law
under attack
vanessa carlton
vertical horizon
waking ashland
walls of jericho
weezer
wow, owls!
yogyakarta
youth of togay
zoinks
zolof the rock & roll destroyer

Movies:

win a date with tad hamilton , euro trip , harold and kumar goes to white castle , road trip , scary movie 1,2,3,4, LOSER, idle hands, deuce bigalow.

Television:

the nanny , bewitched , hey arnold , CSI , as told by ginger , the jerry springer show, ugly betty, everybody hates chris, criminal minds, numb3rs, greys anatomy, house.

Books:

pretty boy, cosmopolitan, to kill a mockingbird, the perfect husband, dostoyevsky.

Heroes:

earthworm jim.

My Blog

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. BYE BYE.

i am officially blog deleting.say bye bye to this blog.cos in any case i hate this blog.thank you glenn for subscribing to my blog.lovely korkor.BACK TO THE ELJAY....
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

ants that lick and cats that tickle.

cos its a christmas poem, i ommited the christmas parts.this is for the language we all speak, that surpasses through religion, faith, way of living and different beliefs.AMAZING PEACE by Maya Angelou...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST

to preach your pride.

as copied from my eljay.right now i dont know what i want.i only know im satisfied(like when you eat and finish with your tummy the right amount full).clearly satisfied.but not happy.at least, not rig...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

to hell with boils!

i just felt the entire world crash down on me.i realised i lost my best friend.i just realised it.and it hurts so fucking much.i really got nothing to say.you know i dont even understand shit that hap...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:26:00 PST

itchy bushy.

it's the last prelim paper today!im so fucking happy all this studying is OVER.everyday i stay up fucking late and wake up early.just so i can remember my stuff.cos apparently i cant study over period...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST

too much is not enough for me.

ok guess what?! jason actually used his vcts myspace acc to comment on my blog.! sho farnie. call me a loser for asking vincent to call him. jason is the loser for still being unable to just fuck...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:45:00 PST

what never really goes away? an idiot i might say.

suddenly suddenly.i keep getting grumpier and grumpier by the day.today is the last day of the ghost fest.gates close today..gates reopen tomorrow.so much for cheering.today is the second day of AHEM....
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:16:00 PST

ex boyfriends equals cowdung.

last few days have been really funnn!!!!!!!saturday i stayed at vincent's place, studying.sunday i went for this bike competition thing after tuition. this guy, vincent's friend drove me to sentosa to...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST

oprah on men.

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartac...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

my recipe book.

Here is the deal:1. Put your music player onshuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the answer to thequestion.And there you have it.----------------------------------How am...
Posted by uber hot cybercafe girl. on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST