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Carver

Hip Hop!!!

About Me

Hoodrat. Ghetto. Grimey. Man fuck you fake ass Scarface mean mug mutha fuckas actin all hard. I was raized in the streets and still ocasionally find myself wakin up in the streets. Or on porches. Sometimes cars. Mostly in your wifes bed but bro I ain't trippin' I'm just an alchoholic. Fuck dat I keeps it real BITCH!!!! Apparantly they kept it realer. Anyways thats what that is so love it or hate it. Anyways what you know about the D bitches!!!Get your layout at ProfileTime.com

My Interests

I'm interested in globilization in the weed market. The legalization of your mothers elustrious career as a hooker. I smoke alot so my fault. i'm into music really. I got my own hookup goin' at the crib. It's talent. I fuckin' love it.

I'd like to meet:

Osama Bin Hidin, Larry Hoover, Dandi, Lady Pink, Agent, Donnie Brasko, Roy Jones Jr, and your mother.. so i can fuck her somewhere uncomfortable like the back of a volkswagon, but anyways here's a pic of the real winners!!a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Music:

Julio Iglesias, Ricky Martin, Hanson, Pussycat Dolls, . Man whatever the fuck you should already... Wait I gotta chop that again I on't think they caught it. Man whatever the fuck you should "already" know what that is.RIP to DJ Screwston. Don't hate the south cuz they makin' all that money. It's all I got to say. Oh Dipset bitch. Almost forgot.

Movies:

I watch hood movies, comedies, counter culture ones, foreign ones, pornogrraphic ones. Be real. This shit is the truth doe. Loves A Bitch. It's a good one. Amores Perros. Watch it and get cultured Martha Focker!!!!

Television:

The L Word is fuckin hot bro. Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, History Channel Period. Stop! Put in a fuckin' DVD, check my On Demand in this digital age we livin' in. Robot Chicken. Showtime on Demand got Hustle And Flow this month buddy. That shit is alright I guess. Hookers and Sarah Sliverman. Somethin about AIDS and Southpark re runs. Stand Up Comedy. Carlos Mencia. Dave Chapelles funny ass. Chris Tucker makin fun of Michael Jackson. American Idol. Which Fag wins this year. Blow Me. We all watch to much tv. There's always one on no matter where I go. Dr Body Snatch, Law And Order, Forensic Stuff, Trick My Truck got a bad ass painter, AHHH!!!!

Books:

"I am not one of the spooks who haunted Edgar Allen Poe nor am I one of your Hollywood ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, flesh and bone, fiber and liquids, and i might even have been said to possess a brain. I am invisible because people simply choose not to see me like the bodiless heads you sometimes see in circus sideshows..

Heroes:

Upside Down Face kid. Fuck!!! Thats my hero. Peter Griffin is a great roll model. Or Eminem. Pablo Escobar, George Jueng, one of those guys. Yea tell your kids to grow up and be porn stars. PEACE!!!!