I weighed 11.5 pounds when I was born................but only 7.4 after they circumsized me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Clint
Birthday: 9/9/75
Birthplace: Arlington Texas
Current Location: Coppell Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Cherokee Indian/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands
Your Weakness: Porn
Your Fears: Running out of porn
Your Perfect Pizza: Pigs feet and goat cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be a stunt cock in low budget porn flicks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You'll pay me how much to put that where?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank God for rubber sheets
Your Best Physical Feature: Pinky toe
Your Bedtime: When she's drunk enough
Your Most Missed Memory: Being small and 1st realizing how to play with myself
Pepsi or Coke: DP fool
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yuck
Single or Group Dates: Don't matter.....I'm the man
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea..specially blended for ice tea ya know
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Nah
Do you Smoke: If I'm drinking
Do you Swear: What a stupid fucking question
Do you Sing: I rap mostly
Do you Shower Daily: Every other Tuesday whether I need it or not
Have you Been in Love:Only with the mirror.
Do you want to go to College: Barber college
Do you want to get Married: Lol
Do you belive in yourself: When I'm not lying to myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm cutting a rug.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm the hottest thing since fire
Are you a Health Freak: The freakiest
Do you like Thunderstorms: Gay question
Do you play an Instrument: Upright organ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every morning
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Valtrex
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, but I have been date raped before
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Actually yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a police line up count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've taken quite a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I can't. My wang drags the deepest part of the ocean.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just my dildo back from my ex......oh wait....what?
Ever been Drunk: I am right now
Ever been called a Tease: Yea, then I punched that dude in the face
Ever been Beaten up: Yea, but for somebody in a wheelchair she was pretty scrappy
Ever Shoplifted: Just some crab medicine when I was younger
How do you want to Die: I've never died in my life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Good looking
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada eh
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont care
Favourite Hair Color: Dont care
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: 4'0 or shorter
Weight: duece, duece and a half
Best Clothing Style: Fishnets and a wife beater.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont know, who are you?
Number of CDs I own: Again. How should I know? Who are you?
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1.........Getting on myspace
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