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Human Rug

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About Me

What about me? I'm a Mortician.(No! I don't watch 6 feet under!) One of my madnesses, is playing drums. And for down time i sculpt, as well a, get high. (YA! I SAID IT!) I have a dark sense of humor. I'd like to find a few females that would help me advance in my spiritual practice of Goddess worship... I own a 1966 Oldsmobile, Delta 98' Hearse, a coffin, 4 caskets, & a shipping container for decomps... And I'm a Masochist, who lost his Venus... My True Love...So, if there are any questions? Toss me a line... Maybe I'll bite?

My Interests

Clowns, midgets, circus freaks, female feet, kinky sex, the death industries, my hearse, music, being the ground that women walk on, bondage, photography, going on tour, a beautiful creature, named Leigh....becomming happy once again...watching bodies being diestected...to be continued!Embed:

I'd like to meet:

Any of you freaky, fun, perverted females,with pretty feet.In left field, without a mitt. Cuz, they're not playing the game. That would like to "kick" it sometime. Or, that can fix. What "SHE!!!" has broke..Or that would help me out, with my spiritual"cleansings/punishment"Or? That would, either model? Or better yet..? Let me cast them. For use in an art piece. Also Oscar the grouch, Pee Wee Herman, Lily Munster, and the person who invented the can opener...Or yer Mom!

Music:

the Jesus Lizard, M.D.C., Christian Death, Sixfingered Sattilite, Voi Vod, The Birthdayparty, The Nurl, The Southern Restoration Society, Hellbaby, Nurse With Wound, R.K.L., Aspestos Death, Christ on Paraide, the Victims Family, Septic Death, The Beat Nigs, King Crimson, Nancy Sinatra, G.B.H., Primus/Blind Illusion/Possessed,.....to be continuedThe Nurl

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Movies:

Henery Fool, Diary of a Mad man, Night of the Living Dead, ..... Still thinkin'

Television:

OFF

Books:

Geek Love, The Foot Book by Dr. Suess, Grimms Fairytales, Freaks we know and love, Into the Looking Glass, Venus in Furs, the Book of Restoritive Art, The Correct Sadist,....(continued to be)

Heroes:

Willie Wonka, Clowns, not cops!!!! Ren & Stimpy, childern with hair lips, dirty old men, Burt Renolds sidekick,"too pe'", nuns, Midget on Midget, toast with peanut butter, the spider on your wall, any owner of a hearse,(to be continued)

My Blog

Death...

To many fucking people are dying on the off season this year! It’s driving me crazy! Normally I get Mondays & Tuesdays off. But the last 3 weeks, have been hella hectic. So I haven’t had t...
Posted by Human Rug on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

Where are the photos?!

This is driuing me crazy! I haue how many friends that are female? And none of them will send me photos of their feet! I don't get it? A few of them say they will. But, ofcourse! I neuer recieue them...
Posted by Human Rug on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

It's my mutha fuckin birthday again....

and the only thing that i wanted. was to have a female or group of women, to stomp on me. now that's not asking for to much is it?
Posted by Human Rug on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

Yesterday was my birthday....

And, I didn't do a thing....Due to a stomach flu.. Talk about fucked! So, today? I'm gettin' high as fuck! I'd still like a photo ladies....Now! I'm off to get stomped by a couple of female friends I ...
Posted by Human Rug on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

April 30th is my Mutha-Fuckin' day of being concieved!!!!!

I don't really have any plans. Cuz, when I make plans on my B-day? They always fall through... What I would like to happen, is. Have a bunch of beautiful females come over, and use me as their humanru...
Posted by Human Rug on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

I am totally ready....

for an LA GIRL.... and then some... I hope you viewed my photos? and by the way. you have very pretty feet...
Posted by Human Rug on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST

a quetion...

how do i do up my page all kool? like the most of you have done?
Posted by Human Rug on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

It just snowed at my house!!!

Like I sai. It just snowd at my house!!! And, no! I don't mean cocain.(Ihate that shit! been there done that! back in jr high)It really snowed! The last time it snowed in San Francisco? Was 1976... Fu...
Posted by Human Rug on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:23:00 PST

It just snowed at my house!!!

Like I said. It just snowd at my house!!! And, no! I don't mean cocain.(Ihate that shit! been there done that! back in jr high)It really snowed! The last time it snowed in San Francisco? Was 1976... F...
Posted by Human Rug on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:25:00 PST

Angels to some? Deamons, to others...

When, you show up at the residence. Sometimes, the family. Is totally hating on you. Which in a way? Is, totally understandable... I don't want some stranger. Taking away my loved one. Hell! I don't w...
Posted by Human Rug on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST