Screwing my wife betsy
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ernest
Birthday: Once every year
Birthplace: Chachatown, Mexico
Current Location: Donna, Texas
Eye Color: Cacuasian
Hair Color: Mullet
Height: 4 Foot something
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Mexican/African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: 50 Pounds will squash me
Your Fears: Tall people and Betsy when she doesnt take her ritalin
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni Sasuage Mushroom Ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Screw 10000000 Midgets
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Laguna Beach OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wheres my penis-muncher betsy
Your Best Physical Feature: My Tater-Tot Weiner
Your Bedtime: 7:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Screwing my old dog Creamy
Pepsi or Coke: Chinese Food
MacDonalds or Burger King: Piggy's Burgers
Single or Group Dates: 29-Some
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pizza
Chocolate or Vanilla: Napotleon
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cigars
Do you Smoke: Yea, All of the cool kids do it
Do you Swear: When Betsy gets out of hand, yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: No, sometimes I stink like old dildos and smelly cum from my sex toy factory
Have you Been in Love: I was in love with besty, but she went to the store to buy some eggs
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: I already am
Do you belive in yourself: FUCK NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sickness when i see your fat ass in slow motion
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL YES
Are you a Health Freak: YEp
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are locked in my basement
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the Tuba
In the past month have you Smoked: No, all the kids beat me up if i dont give them my cigarettes when i go in this one alley
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yea, PCP, DXM, SHROOMS, MARIJUANA, and COKE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I went on a date with this midget girl that punched me in the face
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes because it reminds me of my old dog creamy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ive eaten something that smelled like fish but looked like a taco
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, Im the band manager for this one band called "The Cool Crew"
In the past month have you been Dumped: I just took a huge dump in the toilet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yea, My weenie got cold though and i had to go inside
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal my woman's heart everyday
Ever been Drunk: Sometimes when betsy hits me
Ever been called a Tease: WTF?
Ever been Beaten up: Yea, when i go behind the alley at circle-k
Ever Shoplifted: When i shop i have to hold the stuff im gonna buy, then when im ready, i have to lift them up in order to reach the counter
How do you want to Die: While im taking a HUGE dump, so when i die, they wont have to clean my poop since when u die, you do caca all over the place.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: Afghanistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Cacuasian
Favourite Hair Color: Mexican/African American
Short or Long Hair: A mullet like mine
Height: 7'10
Weight: 460 Lbs
Best Clothing Style: Disco
Number of Drugs I have taken: 77 1/2
Number of CDs I own: 3
Number of Piercings: 1 on my Tater-Tot
Number of Tattoos: 1 on my Tater-Tot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING!
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