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jackgurminthiun

About Me

I'm a 39 year old star wars fanatic, I live with my mother, I have no friends, and I have never been with a women...If you are somewhat interested in me I would appreciate if you left a comment... I do not really care about gender at this point as long as I get laid before I become 50 and it becomes impossible...I think that I am atractive and that I will one day star in a george lucas movie...I have a pet gerbal named Naomie Cambell and we have lots of fun with each other...I let her run in her exercise wheel while I eat three to four bags of potato chips...I like the spicy ranch kind, but the bbq are the best in the world...I also like the sour cream and onion kind, but those often give me a headache...I love to work out with my father in our garage whenever he is not drunk, or hitting my mother until she passes out... I think that I have started my vowel only diet...This means that I can only eat foods that begin with a vowel...for breakfast I eat eggs and oreos, and for lunch I eat asparigus and oreos, and for dinner I will eat leftover eggs, asparigus, and oreos...I really hope that I can meet some good friends and maybe find a soulmate...Well long live and prosper my good friends.

My Interests

I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly

I'd like to meet:

A soulmate, and George Lucas

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack Gurminthiun
Birthday: 8/2/66
Birthplace: A town
Current Location: Texas
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed when I wanna Be
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Girls
Your Perfect Pizza: Girls
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Girls
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Star Wars
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where Are My Glasses?
Your Best Physical Feature: My rock hard abs
Your Bedtime: 10:45
Your Most Missed Memory: My childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arbys
Single or Group Dates: Ive never had one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rocky Road
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No, Do you think I'm Stupid!??!
Do you Swear: Heck Yes
Do you Sing: Im not allowed to.
Do you Shower Daily: When im not playing World of Warcraft.
Have you Been in Love: Not sure
Do you want to go to College: Didn't get a chance
Do you want to get Married: Heck Yes!!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Not Really
Do you get Motion Sickness: Heck Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Very.
Are you a Health Freak: Most of The Time
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO! Scary!
Do you play an Instrument: The Clarinet and Oboe
In the past month have you Smoked: Ive smoked one cigarette, but then my mom got very mad
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A Cigarette
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ive never gone on a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: For the new issue of PC Magazine
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Heck Yes!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dont like things that smell like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not really at all
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Heck Yes!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, You think I'm Stupid?!?!?
Ever been Drunk: When I was 14, I had a Wine Cooler
Ever been called a Tease: I use to sneeze alot
Ever been Beaten up: Where do I start.......
Ever Shoplifted: No, You think I'm Stupid!!??1!?
How do you want to Die: Watching Star Wars
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im already Grown Up, and I've done nothing....
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: 6'4
Weight: 94
Best Clothing Style: 70's
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only one Cigarette, and one Wine Cooler, I already told you.
Number of CDs I own: 179
Number of Piercings: Zer0
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Drinking Wine Coolers

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Music:

as long as I can jackoff to it it's cool by me

Movies:

star wars, lord of the rings, king aurthur and the round table, space nuts, trailer park trash part 1, 2, 5, 7, and 9, 9 points of penetration part 3, space sluts, big jugs, hairy rugs, and anything starring jenna jameson

Television:

If it's not star Trek then I can really care less, but only the next generation...

Books:

All of the star trek books are pretty cool

Heroes:

Luke Skywalker, and Boubba Fett

My Blog

NEW LIGHTSaBER!

Holy crappahole..... i just got my new lightsaber (KR-1009783) off eBay for only 259.95!!!!!It should be here next week, and i will be sure to take some new pics with it!!!!! I hope i can get laid wit...
Posted by jack on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:36:00 PST