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Norbert

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About Me

¡Hola! Mi nombre es Norberto, y soy 18 años de viejo. I live with my brother, and i'm interested in meeting some people! I am the cooler, groo-vay-er big brother, and my massive ego makes me superior to Dag. I have learned to speak Francais and Espanol. I have heaps of secret rooms in my dam with cool stuff inside, and a comput-woir called Trixie. I can trick my dumb-dy dumb broth-air Daggett into making shnacks for me. I am the oddball of my family, I have suffered through the stupidity and similarity between Dag and my father. I constantly find myself withdrawn from the rest, and I have grown to be an egotistical and hypocritical. But I am a friendly and polite beaver. I'm usually a well-behaved and civilized guy, but at times I can go comp-lete-ly nuts. I like to go overboard with some things, like having a bigger better bedroom than the doofus, Daggett. In conclusion, I am a friendly and caring big brother (i'm only older by four minuets, but it shows!) who can sometimes be a real bitch and cause trouble. My past has made me what I am. I'm crazy inside, but normal outside.

My Interests

Styling my hair, Friends, Playing the piano, Lickety split splits, Building models of things, Wowee Potato Chips, Cooking meals, Train sets, Hot Peppers, Collecting aquatic specimens and sea shells, Taking care of my teeth

I'd like to meet:

The shtar of my fah-vor-ite movies, Oxnard Montaaaalvo!

Music:

Disco, Jazz, Classical, The Friendly Chartreuse Bubble Gum Machine, Elvis Presley

Movies:

Attack Of The Evil Crawling Spleen, The Battle For The Hills That Have Ears, The Amazing Colossal Colossus, Viking Women From Venus, The Attack Of The Howler Leeches, The Curse Of The Mummys Curse

Television:

Cooking with El Grapadura, Football, Infomercials, The Live Surgery Channel, Renegade Beach Cops, Noble Animals Of The Wild

Heroes:

This awesome guy...

My Blog

MySpace sucks

What a joke this site has turned into. This site is totally swarmed with spammers and nothing is being done to fix it.   Mr. Thomas Anderson, your website blows.
Posted by Norbert on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST