LIKES:
MA MUSIC (no surprises there..)
DANCIN' (again, no surprises..)
MA PEEPS (&meetin new 1s) ;P
DRINKIN BEER, SMOKIN SPLIFF & HOUSE MUSIC IN THE SUN...(nuff sed)
A GOOD SHIT (its better than crap sex!!)
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
BIG FAST DIRTY CITIES LIKE BANGKOK (yeah, I kno thats contradictory, but Im kinda like that.....)
DISLIKES
OPERA (there HAS 2b a limit eh?)
NEDS (why do they hav 2 destroy everything, and wots with this fukin Glasgow knife culture? PAH!!!)
MOANIN' BASTARDS (evn tho Im becomin a moanin old man. lol)
POLITICIANS/THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE ACT (oh yeah, I aint 4gotten U wanted 2 criminalise havin a good time. Bastards.)
WANKERS THAT ONLY FONE WEN THEY WANT SUMTHNG
I'd like to meet:
YOU (if ur good lookin, or play good music.. or just make me laugh....)
Music:
DIRTY, SLEASY ELECTRO
HOUSE, ACID-HOUSE,
TECHNO, ACID-TECHNO,
FUK IT, ACID ANYTHING.....
IF IT MAKES ME WANNA DANCE.....
.....IF ITS GOT 303s.....
oh yeah, and DUB, proper heavy stoner dub...
but then, I do really like all sorts...
JONNY CASH (RIP),
ABBA, (cheezy maybe, but some of the best composed &engineered pop u'll ever hear)
JOHN PEEL (u changed my outlook on the whole music scene, several times, RIP, if there IS a heaven, Im sure u'll b playin a set....)
god, I'll listen 2 anything (xept opera!!)
U KNO THE SCORE.....
Television:
THE SIMPSONS (maggie for president)
SCRUBS (well funny, &i used 2b a nurse!)
PRISON BREAK
SUGAR RUSH (teenage lesbians on telly, does it get any better guys?)
T4 (coz I fancy Miquitta Oliver!!)
GRUMPY OLD MEN (thats bad, coz it makes me fell old wen i agree with all their moaning!!)
LOST (but theyre pushin it a bit these days)
Heroes:
I dont go in for hero worship.
but some of the people who'v inspired me are......
THE KLF (When I 1st heard them... that was IT!! signed on the dotted line, fully commited, never leavin a dance floor till I drop..... aaahhhh, so it all THEIR fault eh?)
MOBY,
ALL THE NORF LONDON SQUAT SYSTEMS (LIBERATORS, IMMERSION... ETC..... BRING YA FUCKIN 303s!!!)
DAVE CLARKE,
JOEY BELTRAM (Energy Flash? stick out yer chin &dance like a chicken lol)
UFO/PURE, EDINBURGH (if you wer THERE, then you KNOW!!! member no.69 BTW, first in, last out ;p)
HARDFLOOR,
MOTORHEAD (still luv ma rock music, hell I woke up 2 ZZ-TOP y/day!!! shit did I jus post that on th web?.... how do u undo this HTML bizniz?)
BENNY BENASSI,
JOY KITIKONTI,
UTAH SAINTS
UNDERWORLD
LEE SCRATCH PERRY
DUB SYNICATE
in fact, the whole ON-U SOUND SYSTEM
....and the list could go on.. &on... &on...
