Milky Johnson!

I'm a multifaceted man of mystery and therefore there is much to learn about my mysterious ways. I don't generally get in to the particulars of what makes a wild manimal like me tick however I'm willing to relinquish a few of my privates. I'm a nocturnal man and a youth gone wild, so I tend to enjoy sexcellent nights with sexcellent bros and fascinatingly foxy dames. Actually I'm quite certain that my closest of chums and I were forged from the thunder and steel of mighty Gods (and Sneaky Pete) and were then born onto to this earth with only the simple task of maintaining inhumanly superior levels of amazing. I love guzzlin brews and titties with those cats. I like music to be played at obscene skull blowingly high levels of volume where as I can break out into what the ladies might call a sexually intriguing air guitar. My motto, "When in Doubt...Riff it Out!"