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Double D Double Bagger

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About Me

BIG BOOBS! (Have I got your attention?)Okay, I'll admit it I've traded on my looks all my life. Since I was 12 I've been this drop deadgorgeous, incredibly busty blonde that guys would do anything for and I have taken advantage of it. I'm reasonably intelligent, but I have never developed any skills that are particularly useful outside the bedroom (and that is purely recreational - not something I want to make a career of). A couple of years ago I noticed that men were not quite as willing to take care of me, do me favours, overlook my faults and put up with what I called by Double D attitude. For a while I was pretty depressed. Here I was in my early forties with nothing to show for all those years except drooping tits, a sagging ass, and a craving for cock that was getting harder and harder to satisfy.COCK SUCKING (Just wanted to be sure you are still paying attention.)Then I decided to do something about it. I hit the gym every day, doing cardio and weights until my body was at least a reaonable facsimile of its youthful glory. Then I took all my savings, borrowed some more and had a very skillful and very expensive plastic surgeon undo the rest of the damage time had done. And I figured, what the hell. Why not improve on mother nature. So I had my breasts enlarged way beyond what my surgeon was recommending. The recovery was long and painful, but soon I could admire all of my 5' 1" 48-22-32 body in the mirror at the gym. I was ecstatic. The only downer was that I did not have enough money to have my face done. So my twenty something, cock-stiffening body is attached to a forty something dick deflating face. I'm not hideous or anything. In fact I am quite MILFish if I do say so myself (even though I've never had kids). It is just that the face does not live up to the promise of the bod. I got really tired of the flash of disappointment on guys' faces when they came up behind me and I turned around. Oh, they'd still come on to me, buy me drinks and bed me if I'd let them (which was almost always). But I could never quite get over that first look of unhappy surprise. I even started insisting on making love in the dark, where in my youth I used to revel in the light and get so turned on by men who were obviously captivated, transfixed and lust-crazed from looking at me.TITTY FUCKING (Still with me?)So I'm saving my money and then I am going to get 10 or 15 years erased from my face. In the meantime, unless we get to be good friends, all you will get to see here is the bod. You'll have to wait until I have the face to go with it...
Men See You As Desirable
Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual
You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in
You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage
Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You?

My Interests

Dancing, both vertical and horizontal. Sucking dick and licking pussy.

I'd like to meet:

Young men with big, hard cocks, incredible sex drive and all night staying power. Women with luscious lips, talented tongues and hot, sweet pussies.
Your Pick Up Line Is
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your jeans. What Pick Up Line Should You Use?

Music:

Classic rock.

Movies:


Your Boobies' Names Are...
Thunder and Lightning Boobie Name Generator

Television:

All the Law & Orders, all the CSIs, Sex and the City, Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, Cold Case, Bones, Jeopardy

Books:

Busty Like Me: One Woman's Life as a Double D; Lesbian Love - the Forbidden Kiss; any type of female erotica

Heroes:


Your Celebrity Boob Quintuplets:
Jenna Jameson
Anna Nicole Smith
Pamela Anderson Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?