B-day in Piss Holler |
Last night was my Dad's 50th birthday. EVERONE was fucked up from the ground up, (excluding the children..although they could have been drunk too...no one would have noticed...just kidding) anyway, we...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST |
More Madness |
This is for TM. I was asked for more entertainment, so here goes:The past weeks' dribble:(If you don't understand, read "Musings from the Juicebox" blog.) When I was a boy...dribble,dribble,dribb...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST |
How a home improvement project turned into "Striptease" |
The following story is true, even though many won't believe it. But, if you know me and my bro PJ personally, then it won't seem so far-fetched. I've been working on my home now for a few months....
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:48:00 PST |
We found the Lair |
Piss-Holler has an entryway to debauchery nestled within it's hallowed hollows!Tuesday afternoon I drove into the neighborhood and noticed something strange. A spine lying across the road in a very pu...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST |
Musings from the Juice Box |
First of all...let me explain what a Juice Box is...it is a box of wine.Commonly purchased from a grocery store and generally not served to the wine connoisseur. It is usually gulped by wino's, t...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST |
Rabbit CPR |
The following story is true...believe it or not.There once was a man that kept rabbits. Lots and lots of rabbits. Brindles and white, but mostly white. This man took excellent care of his rabbits. The...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST |
Just a suggestion |
Don't ever call someone's kids "trash"....Especially if they're girls...and especially if they have a clan of "extended" family that can show you the TRUE meaning of "trash". Just a warning....
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST |
2 pearls before whine |
Hanging out last night brought some new sayings and words of wisdom. Here they are:When an emo is needed (for what I don't know...maybe to cry a pond of tears or bleed all over the place or sing...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST |
Phony, phone, fon |
My home phone number is changing...So, you'll want to jot this down if you want to contact me after today. New# 423-723-3810...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST |
3 things that are currently pissing me off |
Thought I'd rant a little bit before I "go off the grid" for a few days. Three things are really twinking my ass right now. Stupid, ridiculous, inconsequential things...but, nevertheless, here t...
Posted by Taint Biscuit on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST |
