TRUTH
I work in Covent Garden for a streaming media company. I graduated with a degree in Business Information Technology last summer. I probably have walked past more celebrities than you dream of in your wildest dreams. I once touched Rachel Weiscz about 10 times! 10 times!!! I cannot be sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all it took for her to get pregnant. I also showered next to a naked Teddy Sherringham. I cannot be sure, but I also have a sneaking suspicion that this is all it took for his wife to get pregnant also. No offense Teddy. I play the drums and am in a band Glass City Walls who have a page online at www.glasscitywalls.com . I was born 5 weeks early and upside down. Charlie from Busted basically stole all my moves and styles and made them famous so it looked like I'd stolen them. I love cats and kittens more than anyone you know and that's a fact, jack. Recognise. I say mate after everything, mate. I call my girlfriend mate... I call my mum mate.....I call my dad mate .....I call my mates mate, mate. As I write this, I am still covered in fake blood from halloween. I don't like being called "Spearmint" because it is a poor poor nickname. Saying "Lovely" is lovely.
FICTION
I once side kicked a Professor through the blackboard for giving me an A-. I can do pushups with no hands. I tapped out the whole offensive and defensive line of the England football team in a row with flying, rolling gogoplatas. I was a political Advisor for Michale Dukakis during his Presidential campaign. These are not true. I prefer dogs to cats. Lies mate.
I used to mock you myspace losers, oh how you can laugh at me now. I'm going to add some quotes on now because I think they add value to this.
For I am persuaded that neither death,
nor life, nor angels, nor principalities,
nor powers, nor things present,
nor things to come, nor height,
nor depth, nor any other creatures
shall separate us from the love of God
Romans 8: 38, 39
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