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Porky McMurdermuffin

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About Me

im an egg roll

My Interests

Im concerned about the policy regarding molecules and electromagnetic pulse. I think Jaywalkers are all going to hell. I like to chase things. I like to stir up trouble. I enjoy billiards. I play chess. i sing and play bass. i tell jokes. I can dance like a monkey. DANCE MONKEY DANCE you have freepants. you have caliente pantalones. you have loco pantalones.

I'd like to meet:

the me with a goatee

Music:

ween moistboyz clutch skinny puppy dead milkmen the crowe soundtrack toast shortway mucky pup exploited beethoven mozart johnny cash janis joplin burnt weenie sandwich pixies gbh epoxies tad Icky Joey Taken Outside and Shot Twice dead can dance razor ring tones welsh yodeling caulk stalkings and Englebert Humperdink. but none else. yeah definately noone else. except maybe ani defranco neutral milk hotel postal service candy laughter the guantanamo 2 applecore

Movies:

anything scifi, half of the horror. love suspense when its done well. comedy and everything I forgot to mention. I love movies. my car is in the shop and soon it will be movie. right now it no runnie. ha ha

Television:

B.G. heroes I have a tv with no screen. it is hollow except for the basketball inside. I watch sports on this set. I have another with a blow up sheep in it.

Books:

i like books neal stephenson he kicks ass. philip dick he's good. clive barker terry pratchet douglas addams roald dall other than that im pretty sure your moms not literate let alone published

Heroes:

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My Blog

the farm

So today I built a pigpen. It was hot outside and I had a beer in my hand. I am having a really good time out here at my uncles but honestly i am missing someone today. She would have had a blast out ...
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:06:00 PST

blind onion

not being torn down.im in the works in trying to open my own coolass shopkeep you all in the loop
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST

blind onion downtown

today is my last day. the onion is closing:(but im going out with style. come and see what I mean.:)this is your last chance.suckas
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST

oh sweet irony -the blog

I work with iron.I started my new job today running a grinder. soon i will be learing to weld. I make a lamp. hells yeah baby. industrial design.here are some links. one is a picture of the lamp i bui...
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

i am the squirrel king

check out my new song. it is playing on the myspace page, oh yeah baby. me and nick made it last night. in garage band
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

first time for everything

i just did the heimlech on my roomate .
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

my top 8

k here is a long held secret. i dont really have a job. i make people pay me to be in my top 8. they are like my sponsors. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are wondering how in the...
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

sports blackout date

so I got this idea.its a synchronized sports blackout.I want to do this on superbowl sunday.it would take the help of lots of people and would cost us money. so it will probably never happen but you n...
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

ding

so i get this light bulb drawn on my head and I start getting all these great ideas. its really rad. I think I might need to get a new tattoo.
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

war

I lost my hoody today.i hope it finds a new home.i hope the new home needs a hoody.I was playing hack and it took for friggin ever to get to the square cause there was an anti war rally. I figure I lo...
Posted by Porky McMurdermuffin on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST