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Sara

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm originally from the homeland (it's that one state, that's shaped like a mitten) I moved out here to go into Web Design, but transferred into Digital Video. I've been accused of being liberal (although not in the bunny savin', tree huggin' type of way, cuz well, guns are fun damn it all). I've summed up all my religious dogma into one small sentence, " Don't be an asshole; unless absolutely necessary." Okcupid informed me I was a Socialist, so heads up Republicans.

I'm also: overly sensitive, soft-hearted, too curious ( I ask why frequently) a sucker for a sad story, a chocoholic, a smoker, a carnivore, a smidge of a free spirit, stubborn, intelligent when not inebriated, extremely ticklish, often giggly, a closet nerd, in possession of common sense, sometimes lacking in patience, and generally have an All or Nothing mindset (Which often gets me into trouble).

My Interests

Sweet Lovin' down by the fire, Digital Art and Filmmaking, Reading Obsessively, Gnomes, Cheese, Dark Beer, General Perversity and Obscenity, Learning to play Blues harmonica, Practicing my Metal Yell, Annoying "authority" figures, Sheep & Velcro gloves, Intellectual and comedic Rants, Down comforters, Not wearing pants, Cigarettes, Coney Dogs,

I'd like to meet:

The literate, the liberal, the sarcastic, and the cynical.

Anyone who hated Catcher in the Rye, but loved the Fountainhead.

Music:

Heavy Metal, The Blues, Motown, Hard Rock. Or anything that contains a moody piano, a brooding cello, wailing guitar solo or a bitchin' harmonica. (Not necessarily all together)

Movies:

BASEketball, Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Cell, Monty Python The Holy Grail, Gattaca, How to Kill your Neighbor's Dog, What Dreams May Come, Amelie, Willow, Ladyhawke, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, The Green Mile, The Road to Wellville, Dark City (I hate the matrix trilogy. ALL of them), Fight Club, Dogma, Mallrats, The Princess Bride,

Television:

I'm so cliche:

Family guy , Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Comedy Central Presents

And Im honestly addicted to People Court type shows and reality TV. I just dont have the ability to avert my eyes from that train wreck effect.

Books:

I like dystopian fiction, sci-fi, and the occasional young adult fantasy novel (Because they come out faster and the characters are better)

Slaughtermatic, Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Jitterbug Perfume, The Fountainhead, Brave New World, This Perfect Day, 1984, Catch-22, Farenheit 451,Amazon,Woman on the Edge of Time, Wicked, A Son of The Circus,The Black Jewels Trilogy,The Rose and the Beast,Tapping the Dream Tree, Sati, The Artemis Fowl Series,

Heroes:

My cat : She doesn't have to deal with peer pressure, society or a 9-5 job. She spends all day playing, sleeping, bathing, eating and watching TV. AND whenevers she mad at me she flaunts her flexibility by showing me just WHERE she can lick herself.

My Blog

I’m so amused...

If it's two ladybugs going at it, are they lesbians?...
Posted by Sara on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

Create your own Cult!!!!

In six easy steps at this website.(I highly recommend picking "scat" and "watersports")...
Posted by Sara on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

Fresh whole rabbits on Amazon.com?

Easter is coming up kids, so you might need one. To order it for friends, family and children from Amazon.com, you should probably click here. Otherwise, here's the synopsis:Fresh Whole Rabbit  O...
Posted by Sara on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

What you may not know about me: (w/ pics)

Ty (see his dirt HERE) informs me it will be liberating and good for me if I make a list of facts and anecdotes of stories people may not know about me. So here goes:My parents don't have any pictures...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

Attn: Genitals, A Memo From the Rest of the Body

Dear Crotch,This is the Brain talking. Please gather all the fun party bits together because I'd like to have a serious talk with you. I'm going to have a cigarette, when I return, I better see Boobs,...
Posted by Sara on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST

Dear Santa:

I want a lot of things. Some people said my standards are too high. Some people said my expectations are too high. Some people just annoy me. But anyways, this is what I want for Christmas.*I want Geo...
Posted by Sara on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:29:00 PST

I officially hate my cat.

I really mean it this time. This is not like when she sits by the coffeepot eyeballing me. Waiting for me to take that first sugary sip of caffeine laden sludge. Sometimes, after that sip of coffee, I...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

Well shit...

Based on the current technology and ever astute observations of what are considered online quizzes, I have discovered why computers hate me: You scored as Romanticist. Romanticism encourages society t...
Posted by Sara on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

I like smoking! Deal with it!

You know what, smoking is my choice, and I like it. There's a couple reasons for this 1) I think fire is pretty. I also like watching the smoke. I find it's organic quality in sunlight, intriguing. 2...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:01:00 PST

Does anybody else think...

.. that if someone goes on a reality/court tv show, such as People's Court/Judge Judy/Judge Alex, and you lose... you should be mandatorily castrated? Which come to think of it, some of the winners sh...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:34:00 PST