Children of the Corn |
Without corn there would be no us. It sweetens our sodas, feeds our factory farmed livestock, fuels our cars, and is present in everything from fast food French fries to supermarket cucumbers. Without...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:56:00 GMT |
crudity or crudites? |
The nature of my business allows me the luxury of traveling to some of the more interesting and exotic locales that Portland has to offer. Yesterday, I had the pleasure of leaving the noisy city life ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:45:00 GMT |
getting to the root of the problem |
When problem solving, the first step is so obvious that it's often overlooked. Before anything else, you have to identify the problem. If you have a cold, you can wipe your nose but you'll still have ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:15:00 GMT |
our next president is so going in my top 8. |
I played a little game cuz I'm at work and I'm bored. I sat at the myspace log in screen and hit the refresh button 10 times. Every time, a presidential candidate comes up, with Kucinich being the onl...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
Suckling at procrastination's teat |
My first class in my foray back into school, my first paper, my first late night, my first avoidance of doing anything constructive by any means necessary. I'm one part creative juices mixed wit...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
crap. |
there's no better way to start a 40 hour work week than on 2 hours of dreamless sleep followed by 2 hours of sleepless thoughts. oh well, at least it's waffles for breakfast. birfday plans...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:11:00 GMT |
ninjas vs robots |
for those who were there but too drunk to remember. for those who weren't but wished they could. and for those who wonder what the raif of the future might look like. if anyone wants any of these pict...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:10:00 GMT |
amusing myself at work |
at the risk of violating hipaa and losing my wonderful job, i felt that i had to share this. a gentleman revealed in his medical history that he received a vasectomy from one dr. phallas. ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:47:00 GMT |
confessions of a fat kid |
i have just returned to my cubicle from one of my many daily casings of the joint. i shamelessly steal from any and all coworkers who bring in candy and other assorted goodies, although i suppos...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:14:00 GMT |
how to know you've truly hit bottom |
god i'm so bored now i could almost fill out one of those myspace surveys. anyone wanna go to sabalas on friday for a punk rawk show?
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:11:00 GMT |
