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Alien M

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About Me



I was raised in the dungeon of a forty something man named Slippery Jimmy until I was 7, when I escaped with nothing but the loincloth that he gave me and a few of his dog's vital organs. By selling the organs on the black dog organ market I was able to make enough money to buy a computer. I would carry it around in a plastic bag all day and then at night, when the shop keeper at my local Bed, Bath and Beyond went home, I would break in, plug in my computer and start e-jaying. If you listen to the clever subtext of my music, then you can hear the painful impressions which Slippery Jimmy left scarred in me forever.

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Member Since: 3/25/2006
Band Members: Me bitch, andizzle!
Influences: The Chemical Brothers early albums, The Crystal Method, Prodigy, Lunatic Calm, ICP (instrumental, not their constantly self contradicting "doctrine") Propellerheads, and more recently Jeff Beck, Massive Attack, and the two most illustrious, which I just couldn't bring myself to delete:Dj IDentity, mostly, cuz he's fucking sweet, yeah cuz really its him typing right now, uhhhh. OUT!But even more so, Theorem, because he's the greatest musician ever and also because he's really the one typing right now.Oh, and Rob Hart. Homage dude.
Sounds Like: samples from the eJay programs.
In the 2199 Presidential Election you will vote for . . .
Genetically cloned Micheal Jackson
Hue Grant's great great great . . . great grand doughter
Justice Scallia's left hand
AnToD555712 (running for second term)
Boba Fett
Satan (second president to serve two non-concsecutive terms)
Cleveland (again)
An aborted Fetus
A neutered Weasel
a Candidate
Anyone in the Galactice United Sectarian Party
Anyone in the Turranic-Bentusi Party
The Emperor (only president to serve 63 consecutive terms)
the Emperor's corpse
Anser # 15
Karen Sijett (who I'm voting for)
Dick Chenney
I won't be alive to vote
R2D2
That guy from alfa-centuari with a lot of Charisma
any dead candidate (over John Ashcrofts dead body)
the super computer (42)
who ever gets the most electoral votes (milkyway galaxy: 105)
wait, WTF? The entire milky way only gets 105? DAMN BENTUSI!
that guy's son that died in the Turranic Carrier

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Record Label: Dark Side Inc.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Epiphany Derived From Existentialist Monotony

Something big is definitely going down in this house.  This run down, rubble filled house.  In this weed patched yard, cat box that never gets emptied.  What a waste of a truly good hou...
Posted by Alien M on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

The Company

Good evening fellow employees.  I thought it time we had a little talk.  Are you sitting comfortably?  Then I'll begin. I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening....
Posted by Alien M on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

This Vicious Cabaret . . .

             They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.              ...
Posted by Alien M on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

I'm supposed to be Skating Vert right now . . .

I'm supposed to be skating vert right now but I'm not because I am a lazy little bitch who has been sitting in his room doing laundry, working, and strumming potentially kick-ass new Alien songs. Oh y...
Posted by Alien M on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST