Trips. |
Oh my god. Purple jelly beans of taudry doom.Tacky bat and kleenex eat the wormDirt and sand and flooding baysFlooding fjords and basin floodsNoah's ark and boating racesYale has lost again to Stanfor...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST |
Why 8:30 classes rock |
Ok. For those of you who don't know, I'm a freshman at Ohio Wesleyan. For those of you who do know, congratulations. Anyway, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have a class at 8:30 in the fucking morning. N...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:17:00 PST |
Why diet coke is better than diet water |
In the jungles of Madagascar, there was a lemur colony. The lemurs were all very happy to be lemurs. They enjoyed being lemurs very much. In fact, they enjoyed being lemurs so much that there was noth...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I let you go without a dilly bar |
A few days ago, I was working and decided that when I finished, I would sit outside and enjoy the night for a little bit before going home. I sat down on the bench in front of the DQ and ate my DQ san...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It's rainin' men, alleluja! |
Well, I just took the floor manager, Josh, home from Dairy Queen (Did I forget to mention that's where I work now?). He is sooooo hot. And he's going to San Francisco for college. :(
Oh well. There...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
34 profile views! Yay! |
Look at that bitches! I have 34 profile views! That means I'm one hot mama. But Milessa is the hottest mama there is, just like her saved files say. Ahem. You know who you are.
Here's our jingle ab...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I DELETED YOU BITCH! |
I got an email from someone I don't know. I opened this email. It was a friendly email saying "I'm bored. Tell me a story." It had been sent to like...ten people. I expect said person wants ten differ...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Moods |
I am apathetic today.
I am usually bouncy, hyper.
Sometimes I'm unhappy, bitchy.
Today I am apathetic.
So tired....Myspace is so slow, but it's the only place I can be near my good friends--th...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
There was once a woman from nantucket... |
I have just been informed that today is international women's day. So, in the spirit of being cool in knowing useless information, Happy International Women's Day. Woo!
On another note, we're reading...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Friends? Me? |
Wow....I just got a friend invite. So I approved it. I mean, what the hell? My friends at school have myspace spaces....if that made any sense....but we aren't on each others' lists. I thought this th...
Posted by Philanthropy Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
