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About Me

I am full of chaos and contradictions, yet solid in my core beliefs. With two conflicting DNA spirals, one human the other an alien/supernatural overlay. I've never broken a bone or been hospitalized yet there are some very simple things out there that could kill me. Like I'm going to tell you what they are! All and all I'm happy with ,my life but believe in everything can be improved. I am a work in progress and will be when I pass in a millenia or two. I am part of the Silly Simple Folk. We are everything and nothing. Superior yet lower than all. We are everything yet nothing. We simply ARE! You really want to get to know me and get inside my head and pants, check out my blog Tommy Ousslander

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, but if you have a bad or condescending attitude I want very little to do with, although it might turn me on.

My Blog

Pass the fatwa and the penis

It's good to see the Saudi' refuse to enter modern times. I like to see people hold fast to their craziness. Like calling for the death of Satellite TV owners. Also these oh so wise people cannot tell...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Missy and Machines

One always wonders what to post, what pearls of wisdom should I Dispense? The other night, over a game of UNO, we discussed OPEC's weather machine and how they are targeting US oil interests. Mississi...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:28:00 GMT

OIL, schmoil!

  While the country goes ape shit over the price of oil, there is another commodity that is seeing prices rise dramatically and quality fall. What is said commodity? Well, it's another preciou...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:26:00 GMT

Going off the REZ!!

So how y'all been doing? What's new and exciting? Ahhh, I love you too.I'm gonna let you know, someone is going to be in BIG TROUBLE. Paul Colichman (below) owner of the Here! network (never seen it) ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Friends both far and near

We received a postcard from our friend and man of mystery Mr. Leon. He's off exploring the English Isles. I'll put it with the one he sent from Africa last year. His family has global business interes...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:22:00 GMT

Tissue time with Ryan Phillipe!!!

Ryan Phillipe gets his drink on shirtless much to the pleasure of my inner lech! Now if he wants to hang around in some wet shorts and down some liquor, he's always more than welcome poolside at our ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:07:00 GMT

From Broadway to the Bronx!!!

Why do I wake up so wired in the morning? I'm so ramped upped up as if I took a handful of fat burners. Such is my weird alien biology. Maybe I'm supposed to be hunting mammoths with my bare hands. So...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:02:00 GMT

HAPPY 12TH Anniversary to US!!!

Today marks Himself and I's 12 yr anniversary. The more time goes by the more it seems to stand still. How we celebrating? A suicide pact! Nah just kidding sorry to get your hopes up, Bilderberg Grou...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:53:00 GMT

It’s about time!

Sing Hallelujah, come get happy! Fagalas and Vagitarian's in Yonkers and Westchester County have cause to rejoice and dance in the streets. After years without a gay bar in one of the largest Cities i...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:05:00 GMT

How I spent Fathers day

Two of our closest friends came over Sunday where we enjoyed the sun, each other and a bottle of Svedka. The Princess' face has been hidden because of some outstanding issues with over zealous ultra n...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:19:00 GMT