I'm only here for sycophants and chance sexual encounters, ok?
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Anybody who can string two or three sentences together, though I'd prefer this ability to be combined with more or less constant toplessness.
*ALICE IN CHAINS*
*LED ZEPPELIN*
*SOUNDGARDEN*
*PEARL JAM*
*GUNS 'N' ROSES*
*MODEST MOUSE*
*BOB DYLAN*
*THE CLASH*
*RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS*
*OUTKAST*
*THE CURE*
*NAS*
*JOHNNY CASH*
*PACO DE LUCIA*
*CAMERON DE LA ISLA*
*ALISON KRAUSS*
*A PRARIE HOME COMPANION*
*2 SKINNY J'S*
*THE ROOTS
*BLIND MELON*
*RACHMANINOV*
*DUKE ELLINGTON*
*GORILLAZ*
*BELLE & SEBASTIAN*
*THE PIXIES*
*MICHAEL KAMEN*
*THE SMITHS*
*GARBAGE*
*THE WHITE STRIPES*
*WU TANG CLAN*
*LCD SOUNDSYSTEM*
*...and whatever floats my boat and finds my lost remote...*
*THE BIG LEBOWSKI*
*2046*
*AMELIE*
*BEING JOHN MALKOVICH*
*HIGH FIDELITY*
*ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND*
*THE INSIDER*
*BLACKHAWK DOWN
*HEAT*
*LOST IN TRANSLATION*
*THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE*
*BRING IT ON*
*PRIDE AND PREJUDICE*
*YOU'VE GOT MAIL*
*HARD BOILED*
*AMORES PEROS*
*ADAPTATION*
*DIE HARD*
*SHAUN OF THE DEAD*
*BULLWORTH*
*RAISING ARIZONA*
*THE INCREDIBLES*
*SOPRANOS*
*DEADWOOD*
*THE WIRE*
*CHAPELLE'S SHOW*
*THE (BRITISH) OFFICE*
*ARRESTED DEVEOPMENT*
*A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES by JOHN KENNEDY TOOL*
*NINE STORIES, FRANNY AND ZOOEY by by J.D. SALINGER*
*STRAIGHT MAN by RICHARD RUSSO*
*STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER by TOM ROBBINS*
*LONDON FIELDS by MARTIN AMIS*
*PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT by PHILIP ROTH*
*THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING by MILAN KUNDERA*
*LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA by GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ*
*THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD IN TEN-AND-A-HALF CHAPTER by JULIAN BARNES*
*NORWEGIAN WOOD by HARUKI MURAKAMI*
*THE BOOK OF GUYS by GARRISON KEILOR*
*WINSTON CHURCHILL*
*GANDALF*