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Nicolle

STOP SPAMMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THAT I CARE ABOUT YOUR CLUB OR YOUR RINGTONES OR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PRODUCT OR BAND THAT'S PLAYING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY....I DON'T!! SO JUST DON'T BOTHER WASTING BOTH OF OUR TIME. TO EVERYONE WHO IS REALLY MY FRIEND AND I HAVE SOMEHOW OVERLOOKED...I'M SORRY. BLAME THESE PEOPLE THAT MAKE MYSPACE SO FREAKIN' MISERABLE FOR EVERYONE!
My parents hail from Cuba and think that all Democrats are "Communists!" and that I am being brainwashed by the "Hollywood Lefties". Let's see...I like to do crossword puzzles and am the Lightweight Thumb Wrestling Champion of the World! I like my coffee with milk and sugar...but have learned to like it with neither and honey, since we didn't have a fridge for almost 2 months, but a great coffee maker. I like run-on sentences and to use ellipsis incorrectly...as you can see. I am a Martha Stewart enthusiast and I approve of fun with facial hair...especially the "Faux Chu"...because it's ridiculous and anyone who has the balls to rock it is HOT. I have dropped my phone a record number of times, but one of my super powers is to keep it alive and barely working. I like to picture what "grown-ups" looked like when they were kids...especially when they are very angry. For instance, I used to pretend I was dead when I was angry and here's proof....
I really really really don't like bananas, having to go somewhere to do laundry and flakey people...or anyone more flakey than me. I like people who dare to be themselves... even if it's different... and not annoying to me...in which case I judge them severely! I also like people who say what they mean, when they mean it... especially when it's in my praise and NEVER offends me. I rarely go to bed before 3AM and I secretly wish I was a drummer with a permanent roadie....cuz setting up and tearing down that shit after every gig for no money SUX! I think this was me ---
I take this Myspace thing not too seriously, as I hoped you noticed by now, and I accept anyone who wants to be my friend as long as you don't send me harassing emails everyday to come to your show. PLEASE Do not POST BAND ADS HERE BEACAUSE I WILL NOT POST THEM!!!! YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOME OF MY MUSIC @ www.myspace.com/nicollechirino and at http://www.15megsoffame.com/nicollechirino and at http://www.musicfreedom.com/nicollechirino. Oh and check this out WWW.AMUSICNERD.COM...it's still under construction....but it's my t-shirt company! We're also on myspace...WWW.MYSPACE.COM/AMUSICNERD. Here are a couple:
And now back to me:
CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE MYSPACE LAYOUT
I made this shirt with sharpies

My Interests

Myself, me, looking at me, looking at you look at me, pictures of me, hearing myself speak, hearing other people quote what I speak, listening to myself sing and play instruments, watching myself on internet porn sights...as a stand in...I hold the microphone and sometimes you can see me if you look really hard. Oh and did I mention...thinking about me. I love to do that too. Sometimes I get to look at him when we are actually in the same city...and that's really nice...especially when everything is trippy like that. Really, I'm just looking at my own reflection in his eyes though.    and SHOES!!!

I'd like to meet:

People with brains, eyes, and toenails....hair and feet optional...but belly button is a MUST! The "worms"

My own reflection

Him

Music:

Michael Bolton all day long. I recently saw him sing at a wedding and was so excited I could hardly stand it. He sang 4 songs to a backing track and my heart was a flutter...until he sang the "I said I loved you...but I lied" song. What the hell is that? I mean, I know that men do this all the time, but you're going to flat out say it...and in a romantic ballad? That's balls right there! Michael Bolton is a pure rock n' roll genius!! No fear for Michael, just "Time, Love and Tenderness"....but that's only until he's gotta go to the next wedding folks! You can't tie a man like that down....and why would you? Oh... and I really like that really long song by Meatloaf. The one where he says, "I won't do that," a bagillion times? I love that song, because I always find it to be very reassuring that at least, he "won't do that"....whatever "that" is. I can sleep a little better at night. Thanks Meatloaf!   

Movies:

Movies...that move. Moving movies... I hear it's the latest thing in Japan...but, I think it's a tradition in Mexico, cuz I've actually seen them. There are 4 little kids selling bootleg copies of them at stop lights for something really cheap... and then they get your purse and run away....with the movie as well. It really quite moving....on so many levels...mostly literally...cuz you're running...from the cops who are chasing you instead...and are more drunk than you! Really, there's nothing more thrilling!!

Television:

you mean college?   

Books:

What's that?   

Heroes:

Me...I am my biggest hero...but there are some others that have influenced my greatness...David Shrigley (artist who I'm convinced shares my brain and is showcased on this page...alot!) David Byrne, Frida Kahlo, Mark Twain, Michel Gondry, Beck...(before he became an alien Scientologist...boo!!!), Max Stoopie & Burt (an evil, yet dynamic duo), my best friends...who are too many to mention by name but are her in spirit (here are a few) my parents...because they created me and are fucking crazy..but awesome!miT, my monkey and constantly travelling other half By the way, NOT MY ASS!!! ...oh and MCHammer...cuz he's still trying to recapture his long gone career...and that's always admirable...sort of.

My Blog

Gino the Ginny!!

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Posted by Nicolle on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

The Worst Day of My Life

One night I suddenly had a very intense shooting pain in my stomach, which I quickly decided to blame on my irregular bowel movements, and chose to suffer 'til I feel asleep. The next day I awoke to t...
Posted by Nicolle on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:55:00 PST

The Magic Silver Case...

On Thursday my friend, um "Liana"...for the sake of protecting the innocent, called her "friend" and "mind alteration provider" to make a delivery. This was hands down, one of the most fascinating "mi...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quarter of a century!

Yep...it's my fucking birthday. 25 years old... oh brother! Naturally, I'm still up. It's really strange the way my body works. I've noticed there are two distinct waves. The first one comes w...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NYC from June 11-25!

I'm in New York! I fucking love this town. I'm here writing some more songs for the record that I am finally recording this summer. I'm super stoked... to say the least. It's going out indy for now....
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whisky...the answer to all of life's difficult questions!

It's funny how "sometimes the thing that is wrong with you is your own perspetive." Lisa, my roomate pointed out that she had just read that quote yesterday as a way to try to brighten my very clou...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A poem

Who are you? For you're not you I used to know. Who are you? For you that's left I'd wish would go. What did you do with you, my friend? I so do wish him you again. For this, I wi...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Picking and driving...

Has anyone ever noticed that people love to pick their noses when they drive? Why is this? I've thought about it and I think I may have even done this myself. The funny thing is that you are surrounde...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Response To Maya's comment...

Dude...I swear to God...I just found him three days ago! He looks pretty good for being as old as he is.He pronounces Jesus a little different than we do though...but I didn't care, I said to myself, ...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the power of thoughts and hopelessness...

I've been thinking about this a great deal lately and it has been rocking my world. I went through a mini mid-twenties meltdown not too long ago and to say the least...it was no fun. My mind began t...
Posted by Nicolle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST