Myself, me, looking at me, looking at you look at me, pictures of me, hearing myself speak, hearing other people quote what I speak, listening to myself sing and play instruments, watching myself on internet porn sights...as a stand in...I hold the microphone and sometimes you can see me if you look really hard. Oh and did I mention...thinking about me. I love to do that too. Sometimes I get to look at him when we are actually in the same city...and that's really nice...especially when everything is trippy like that. Really, I'm just looking at my own reflection in his eyes though. Â Â and SHOES!!!
People with brains, eyes, and toenails....hair and feet optional...but belly button is a MUST!
The "worms"
My own reflection
Him
Michael Bolton all day long. I recently saw him sing at a wedding and was so excited I could hardly stand it. He sang 4 songs to a backing track and my heart was a flutter...until he sang the "I said I loved you...but I lied" song. What the hell is that? I mean, I know that men do this all the time, but you're going to flat out say it...and in a romantic ballad? That's balls right there! Michael Bolton is a pure rock n' roll genius!! No fear for Michael, just "Time, Love and Tenderness"....but that's only until he's gotta go to the next wedding folks! You can't tie a man like that down....and why would you? Oh... and I really like that really long song by Meatloaf. The one where he says, "I won't do that," a bagillion times? I love that song, because I always find it to be very reassuring that at least, he "won't do that"....whatever "that" is. I can sleep a little better at night. Thanks Meatloaf! Â Â
Movies...that move. Moving movies... I hear it's the latest thing in Japan...but, I think it's a tradition in Mexico, cuz I've actually seen them. There are 4 little kids selling bootleg copies of them at stop lights for something really cheap... and then they get your purse and run away....with the movie as well. It really quite moving....on so many levels...mostly literally...cuz you're running...from the cops who are chasing you instead...and are more drunk than you! Really, there's nothing more thrilling!!
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Me...I am my biggest hero...but there are some others that have influenced my greatness...David Shrigley (artist who I'm convinced shares my brain and is showcased on this page...alot!) David Byrne, Frida Kahlo, Mark Twain, Michel Gondry, Beck...(before he became an alien Scientologist...boo!!!), Max Stoopie & Burt (an evil, yet dynamic duo), my best friends...who are too many to mention by name but are her in spirit (here are a few) my parents...because they created me and are fucking crazy..but awesome!miT, my monkey and constantly travelling other half By the way, NOT MY ASS!!! ...oh and MCHammer...cuz he's still trying to recapture his long gone career...and that's always admirable...sort of.