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jenelle.

jenellers

About Me

i am a pretty average lady. i enjoy buffalo wings and like to watch wheel of fortune. contestants that buy too many vowels at once really bug me. you can probably solve the puzzle by only purchasing one vowel and pocket the extra two fifty. idiots. if you are looking for me on a monday thru thursday chances are i am either on my couch with dennis, painting a bird or sleeping. on a friday thru sunday i'm either at a bar spending money that i shouldn't be spending, on my couch with dennis or painting a bird. i like how subway gave you the avacado option for a couple of months then took it away. what a bunch of fuckers. i like plaid and hate going thrifting with my sister because she always finds the good stuff. i am a fan of the turn signal and the thank you wave.. i hate tyra banks but love america's next top model. if you want to win my heart buy me a bubble tea, tell me a good knock knock joke, have more than one helping and drink a six pack in under and hour.. i will be yours forever.

My Interests

my interests? painting. smoking. eating. laughing. kissing. talking. pretty much anything that has nothing to do with e.t or snow storms or porkchops.

Television:

the gauntlet. oh joy.

Books:

truman capote.

Heroes:

lard ass. mr. mcfeeny. whoever opened arturo's tacos.

My Blog

pictures.

a new phone and some new pictures.enjoy.   this was in waynes world...it's priceless..and full of poop. say bye bye.   robot w/ lightbulbs..some new shit..some bigger shit.   this is...
Posted by jenelle. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:26:00 PST

true and false and fukudome and earth hour.

things that are true. i love the cubs.i love my friends.i eat burritos.this weekend was lax and low key.. just the way i like it.i feel like i’m getting old.i am the best connect four player you...
Posted by jenelle. on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

a bunch of fucking questions.

You're next in line with a TON of items, someone behind you only has 2.: i let em' go ahead. i'm not an asshole. You saw someone drop a ten but they got in their car and left.: it's mine. You're runn...
Posted by jenelle. on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST

bette midler is a cubs fan.

>   bette midler is white and red.bette midler likes to eat her food quickly.bette midler stares into space all the time.bette midler listens to the cure with me.bette midler hides behind her gra...
Posted by jenelle. on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

a eulogy and some feelings about the snow.

> on saturday at 12:17 a.m. veda the beta passed away.i watched it all unfold.she bashed her head against her brown gravel a couple of times and then floated to the top of her bowl.she was a good fish...
Posted by jenelle. on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:30:00 PST

birthday blog.

25 years old.my insurance rates lower.and i can rent a car. a quarter of a century.what have i learned?? the hair straightener is the best thing ever invented by man.well.. i take it back.. it runs a ...
Posted by jenelle. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:42:00 PST

six weird things about the jenelle.

for kate...tarin's cousin. 1. i'm terrified of e.t. like seriously terrified. if i run into something with e.t's face on it i tremble with fear. wanna see me cry?.. bake me an e.t cake. wanna see me s...
Posted by jenelle. on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:04:00 PST

all i want for christmas is _______.

a screw for my crooked license plate. john cusak. an ipod. tickets to this 5 night wilco show in february. dinner with barak obama. a pin collection. every denzel washington movie ever made (wait a mi...
Posted by jenelle. on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST

michael bolton aint nothin to fuck with.

that commercial is on tv right now with the two guys in the car shouting out different artists to play and the passenger says "micheal bolton" and it starts playing and the driver is embarassed and sh...
Posted by jenelle. on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST

a depressing blog.

i need change.i think i need to move into a bigger apartment..or go on a diet..or go see an amazing concert..go on a trip somewhere..re-arrange my livingroom..something new..exciting.refreshing. i fee...
Posted by jenelle. on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:58:00 PST