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Jared Marie Presley

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About Me

Jared is inspired by a love of cats and a fascination with the ferocity of the natural world. As well as having a great respect for nature in all its forms. Jared enjoys creating rich mythical explanations for animal behavior, shaped by his interest in astrology and standing stones.

My Interests

Music music and music. Ugly people who have no hope and have given up on their dreams. All things related to my Dark Lord.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't an ass. You know who you are. If you don't listen to depressing music, I have no time for you. If you are so god damn happy keep it to yourself.Helen Thomas is God.

Music:

Man Plus,Throwing Muses, Guided By Voices, Stevie Nicks, Sonic Youth, Blur, Hank Williams, Sparklehorse, Stereolab, Metric, Emily Haines, Judas Priest, Randy Newman, Waylon Jennings, Kristen Hersh, Smashing Pumpkins, Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie Presley, Anna Waronker, Astrud Gilberto, Manic Street Preachers, Caetano Veloso, Low, Knownfornothing, Daniel Johnston, Momus, Serge Gainsbourg, Jacques Brel, Metric, Emily Haines, Edith Piaf, Belly, The Sneaky Thieves, Tanya Donnelly, R2D2, Nelly Furtado, Lisa Germano, Violent Femmes, Kahimi Karie, Mickey 3d, Akron/Family, Aimee Mann, Napalm Death, The Byrds, Daniel Ash, The Cramps, Visqueen, The Spinanes, Jad Fair, Courtney Love, Loretta LynnThe Boredoms, Elf Power, Beat Happening, Drive-By Truckers, Angels of Light, Califone, Gene Autry, New Order, Vic Chesnutt, Apples In Stereo, Sparklehorse, REM, Prince, Peter Gabriel, Lucinda Williams, Damon & Naomi, MCR, Tom Petty, Of Montreal, Oasis, Cheap Trick, Sally Timms, Jon Auer, Ken Stringfellow, The Posies, Poe, Imperial Teen, Manic Street Preachers, INXS, Knives in the Attic, Smog, The Cult, Nico, The Swans, Love Spit Love, Suzanne Vega, J Dilla, Scott Walker, Pulp, Dressy Bessy, 50 Foot Wave, Quiet Riot, The Raincoats, My Bloody Valentine, Velvet Underground, Blonde Redhead, Deerhoof, June Carter Cash, Metallica, Love, Jarboe, The Kills, The Ramones, Shannon Wright, Ben Folds, Spahn Ranch, The Breeders, Luna, Fuck, Young Marble Giants, Ron Sexsmith, Blue Boy, Soul Coughing, Magnapop, Ryan Adams, Red Red Meat, Calexico, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, the Be Good Tanyas, Handsome Family, Robyn, Scout Niblett, Throbbing Gristle, Skinny Puppy, Beat Happening, Young People, Celtic Frost, Missy Elliot, George Michael, Jack Off Jill, The Muffs, Peter Murphy, Elvis Costello, Michael Penn, Fiona Apple, Judas Priest, Rilo Kiley, k., Elliott Smith, Marianne Faithful, Smog, Pavement, Butthole Surfers, Gibby Haines and His Problem, Dolly Parton, Hole, David Byrne, Pole, Howe Gelb, Giant Sand, OP8, Blondie, Helium, Depeche Mode, Everything But The Girl, Akron/Family, Alison Moyet, Jen Toomey, Merle Haggard, XTC, Sheryl Crow, The Shonen Knife, Gillian Welch, Afghan Whigs, Kate Bush, KISS, Boards of Canada, Dusty Springfield, Lush, Sing Sing, The Distillers, Garbage, Joan Baez, Last Great Liar, Sukilove, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, Jobim, Neil Finn, Ebba Forsberg, Black Box Recorder, RJD2,Unwound, Tricky, Portishead, The Donnas, Cerys Mathews, Bic Runga, Twilight Singers, Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, Rancid, Cannibal Corpse, YO LA TENGO, Cat Power, Unrest, The Pixies, The Pet Shop Boys, Moloko, Erasure, lots and lots more...

Movies:

Nightmare on Elm Street, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Magnolia, Evil Dead

Television:

'Conan' and 'Walker: Texas Ranger'!Most of all 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. But mostly, 'Walker: Texas Ranger'. Arrested Development (I just might be GOB), Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Strangers With Candy.

Books:

Most sf and all Flannery O'Connor

Heroes:

My Grandma, my mom, most musicians and myself. Some of us are hard to kill.

My Blog

1000 Year Locust

"I wear a mask because I'm ugly." ----Michael MyersI love John. He's about the most fun one can have sober, barring of course reading books, shopping with Craig or hanging out with my momma. He liste...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

to the sea. the sea of love

i've told secrets, and they will stay buried. but i can't help wondering if i shouldn't have done something different. certain people have been nothing but amazing, while others have been terrible. ...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST

a seed.

yesterday was one of those bizarre days that make you think that you're literally losing your mind. nothing makes sense, and it feels like malevolent forces are at work. if there is a cold, icy moon...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

one more motherfucker

once i met a boy, and he put his cock against my thigh, i tried to be as sweet as butterscotch. it didn't make a difference. and then, twice, some random guy called me insane today. bloody perfect!
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

What the fuck?!?!?!

Yale barbershop singers recovering after ambushNEW YORK (AFP) - Members of a close-harmony group from Yale University are recovering after being ambushed and beaten up while on tour in California.Memb...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

The Year in Music

Okay, here it is! My list of favorite albums from 2006. I was kind of shocked by what my number turned out to be. Hell, I was shocked by a lot of things that did make list, and those that didn't! Cat ...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

The Year in Music

Okay, here it is! My list of favorite albums from 2006. I was kind of shocked by what my number turned out to be. Hell, I was shocked by a lot of things that did make list, and those that didn't! Cat ...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST

there has to be an upside

So I am at the Beacon Hill branch library today, and something struck me as particularly queer.  In the employee bathroom there is a full on shower for everyone to use. A SHOWER. In the library.&...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

get along little doggies, i have no use for you now

He was a friend of mine.
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

if you draw a circle, it cannot be undrawn

the cartoon man came over today. he just walked right in, didn't say a word. for those of you that know that cartoon man, you can imagine my surprise. he started in, of course, with the name calling a...
Posted by Jared Marie Presley on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST