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Craig

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About Me

Natalie and her mom came up with this really great and useful math problem for young people:
Math, The Bird Flu and YOU!
Based on recent estimates/statistical research, calculate the following:

1. What percentage of your immediate family members will die?
2. Which of the above percentage of family members will be the most likely to die? Rank your answers in order from the least-favorite to most-favorite family member.
3. How much will funeral services cost for your now deceased family members? Note: choose cremation or burial, NOT BOTH.
4. This just in: THE MORGUES ARE FULL!!! How much ice will you need to pack the bodies of your loved ones in the bathtub? How much will this cost?
5. Calculate the probability that you (the test taker) will die if the epidemic lasts 3 weeks. What about 12 weeks? 12 months?

Show your work.

extra credit: draw pictures of family members with x's through the dead ones.

My Interests

I'm interested in miniature people (think The Borrowers) and, conversely, in giant people (think Bao Xishun or the Jolly Green Giant (I'm also interested the color green and home canning))

I'd like to meet:

I would fucking FLIP OUT if I met someone dressed up as the Planter's Peanut, "Mr. Peanut." Total bonerville!

Music:

I love Sally Shapiro because we share a similarly pathetic outlook on Matters of the Heart

Movies:

A few months ago when browsing the horror section at my friendly neighborhood video store, I put the xnay on a film, saying to a friend, "I don't like movies with mouths. pick something else." Am I alone on this? I'm not a fan of mouths. Specifically movies with mouths.

Books:

study guides for Bible Trivia. (not the Bible, though. eww!)

Heroes:

carving your name a thousand times won't bring you back to me

isabella blow had an extremely covetable funeral