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*natalia*

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About Me

i am a professional photographer based in cleveland. i shoot people for a living. models portfolios & tear sheets, actors headshots, live, promotional & & album photography for bands, family portraits with flair. when it comes to my fine art, i shoot all sorts of places & things. there are many cities that i also travel to for work. i can be contacted through myspace for any details you'd like about booking & pricing. my website isn't up yet... i'm kinda dragging my feet on it =O
pics of mink are from mr. small's theater in pittsburgh on 8-14-07. they are in my top friends so check them out & be their friend! they play great rock'n roll & they are all awesome people!



2nd slide show is perry farrell's satellite party @ mr. smalls in PA.



i like to go on vacation to film fests where i can sit in a dark theater watching movies with strangers all day long! ask me about the cleveland film fests if ya wanna. i average 35 movies a fest!
i have a portfolio of my photos on myspace though i haven't added much from 06 or 07... myspace is too finicky! go to the Brutal Honey Pictures group. join in if you want to.
if i'm not working i'm usually at the barn with my horse and house pony(my great dane is the size of a pony)......... i love meeting new people who are doing something with the talent they have. & people who know the difference between goals & dreams. & that both can come true.......... i am constantly in search of models to shoot (BANG!)........ i am constantly in search of violent cinema. (chick flicks suck!)...........
i would also like it to be halloween every day......... i am bonkers in love with my manly man. his guitar makes me literally weak at the knees & gives me butterflies in a place you guys will never know!! =P
How to make a brutal honey
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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THIS WAY UP
á brutal honey has fragile contents which may break!
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My Interests

piece from the sight of sound oct '06...
MATT! live music, photography, addictions, film, animals, corsets, wigs, orchids, clubbing, concerts, margaritas, sushi, truth, new mexico, throwing crazy parties, my beach on siesta key, dressing up for no reason, going to expensive bars & getting free drinks cuz i know people, keeping my canadian accent as much as possible, singing in the shower, cooking kick ass meals

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

sacha baron cohen
i used to have perry farrell on the list but i got to meet him in '07! =)
also looking for models to shoot so i can expand my portfolio and hopefully get my website going. BUT- this does not mean i will shoot you for free! i am a pro and if you want kick ass pictures, you will have to pay a fee for my time & copyright release! =D

Music:

i LOVE music i may not be able to sing or play an instrument- but i have an eclectic ear!
I LOVE AIR

radiohead is the best! but also tool, ladytron, the rapture, kasabian, lcd soundsystem, the raveonettes, Bjork, The Doors, pj harvey, Tricky, oasis, U2, inxs, interpol, gorillaz, nin, white stripes, jane's addiction, the presets
the list goes on....

.. NAT FOR LASHES!! on tour w/RADIOHEAD!!

Movies:

guy terrifico is awesome!

see THE EYE before hollywood remakes it & f-s it up if you want to test yourself- watch ICHI THE KILLER. Guys- want a good action flick- see STANDER. best shakespeare film ever- TITUS.
other faves include:
FIGHT CLUB,
BATTLE ROYALE,
SNATCH,
AMORES PERROS,
CHOPPER,
DEATH TO SMOOCHY,
RUN LOLA RUN,
DOG SOLDIERS,
BETTER LUCK TOMORROW,
SERIES 7,
THE BIG LEBOWSKI,
BOONDOCK SAINTS,
STEWIE GRIFFIN: THE UNTOLD STORY,
AMERICAN HISTORY X,
WONDERLAND
if you get the chance to see FILMIC ACHIEVEMENT i highly suggest it! it just played at the cleveland film fest and i laughed my ass off! this movie better get distribution
same goes for THE LIFE & HARD TIMES OF GUY TERRIFICO!
new best flicks for 2007 as seen at the CIFF- COLD PREY, REPRISE, & the best comedy /thriller/bloodfest is from the UK - SEVERENCE. it is the shit! go laugh your ass off!

Television:

my new fave is now DEXTER!!

rome is super awesome. the daily show & colbert report, family guy, scrubs, reno 911, south park and da ali g show are the only other excuses for tv. (now that OZ is off) oh- i almost forgot trigger happy tv. & how can you go wrong with a cop drama if you want to kill time??

Stewie is awesome!!

Books:

chuck palahniuk's novels are usually good
the orchid growers guide has been helpful.
just started the 3rd dexter novel by jeff lindsay. the tv show is better though...

Heroes:

chef michael symon! he has inspired me to keep trying new & exciting things to please the palate.
my cousin jo. she's really made a great life for herself. plus she introduced me to jane's addiction! but then again- i did teach her english...
sacha baron cohen!
& my lil bro cuz he's got talent!

My Blog

midnight movie invite info

come to tower city cinemas with matt & i, damon, dan, jason & melissa, tone & a whole bunch of others...we are gonna take over the  midnight shorts!!  so... obviously it starts a...
Posted by *natalia* on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:14:00 PST

organic beef surplus

so- matt went camping a while back & besides bad memories- he brought back pounds upon pounds of organic beef. probably a 1/4 cows woth! =Osince it has been in the freezer a while- over 6 mos which is...
Posted by *natalia* on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:22:00 PST

dexter is crazy

dexter is the bext new show i've seen! (& half the cast is from hbo! =P)check out this clip! ...
Posted by *natalia* on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

pajama bday bash 2007- be there! at some point...

my pajama birthday bash is coming up. saturday july 28th.it is @ my photo studio in downtown cleveland, on superior ave. party starts @ 10pm. will go til daylight i'm sure! bring your own fancy be...
Posted by *natalia* on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:46:00 PST

the concerts keep on coming!

but thankfully not all so close together as in may!  i love going out to shows, but it was brutal to have so many events so close to each other.  it was all fun though!  & i'm sure ...
Posted by *natalia* on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

concert schedules- too much to see!

so... concert season is coming up fast!!  mono this monday the 16th @ grog shop.  pretty girls make graves @ grog may 13th. dick dale may 18th @ grog, june 6th in chicago- chris isaak or bl...
Posted by *natalia* on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

pissing people off

apparently that's what i've been doing cuz i'm a pussy & i couldn't talk to someone about something that was upsetting me very much.  but i got yelled at & then i got the guts to hav...
Posted by *natalia* on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

scorpio bday party- nov 18th

i'm having another studio party soon! Saturday, November 18th! it'll be somewhat byob.  as in bring a little something that you like to drink just incase.  i'll buy some reserver beer. ...
Posted by *natalia* on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

Sight of Sound~ 10-20-06

i've got a few pieces in the show.  one is all origami!  i've seen some of the other stuff & it's looking pretty cool.  the matt & craig project- now named first, last & onl...
Posted by *natalia* on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:16:00 PST

i'm going to new mexico

i'm going to santa fe, new mexico next week. i go every other year with my mom. she goes to a conference & i takes pics during the day, then in the afternoon & evening we go exploring, shopping & ma...
Posted by *natalia* on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:41:00 PST