That's right, highlight this, bitch. Upon visiting this website of mine, you have just kissed my untanned ass, which is as white as the text you are currently highlighting. Nice going, dumbass. Show me a girl prettier than that and I'll show you an ugly picture of me.
If you want a picture of my beautiful ass, please, let me know and I'll be more than happy to take one for you. No catch. Honest.
The name's Anthony Camacho, living in the Bay, where we Camacho that ho. I work at Forever 21, and I have a strong physical attraction to my manager, who is...52, I think. I think she has a pretty face for her age, and I'd do a fuckin steamboat on that pair of hers, HAHA. Man, I'd hit so hard that the hardest metal in existence would become soft and transform into a liquid state. If only she was 21 again, I'd hit that shit forever. Ahhh! One of these days, you'll see. When she's in the breakroom, I'll go to the bathroom and leave the door unlocked on purpose. And then Elton John's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" will play in the background. Haven't really been going out lately, just trying to save my money for once. And I have to admit, I'm enjoying it. Gone are the days when I'd spend like I had a money tree at home that fed off miracle grow. The workouts are finally paying off. Looking at pictures and videos from months ago, it's crazy how a little hard work and dedication go a long way. Time flies by like a bitch, already did my two years at Chabot, now on to the hard shit. Davis in the fall! Ryan finally got the good news, so shit...me, Ryan, Vincent, Andy, fucking nice. Here are some things that several people have said to describe me:
1.You fucking jerk!
2.You're actually one of the smartest guys I've ever met.
3.See, that's what really separates you from everyone else, you're extremely understanding of others, and you're always able to look at the positive things, even when you're in deep shit.
4.You're always mean to everyone.
5.Always cussing, hella conceited, always making fun of everybody...I still love him though.
6.: es k anthony no habla muy bn español tons es muy chistoso
7.Do me a favor and never send me a pic of your ass over XBL again....thnx.
8.We have not always loved your sexist commentary on our whiteboards this year - but we have enjoyed your Italian "jigs."
9.Your energy and presence frighten me. Don't change.
10.Your sense of humor is great so keep that but your views on women, TOTALLY NOT COOL!!
11.You have restored my faith in the human race.
AIM sn: camachoreloaded
#:510.731.8636.
email: [email protected]
social security #: 512-68-1193
camachoreloaded (2:02:22 AM): goddamn, again?
camachoreloaded (2:02:25 AM): i hope you feel better
camachoreloaded (2:02:52 AM): jk
lipsticknapkin87: and its life or death. choose wrong and you may end up with a hanger in your back at work.
lipsticknapkin87: hahaha.
lipsticknapkin87: JUST KIDDING!
camachoreloaded: hahaha
camachoreloaded: you'd have to be extra sneaky to creep up behind me with a stepping stool
camachoreloaded: OUCH, and the winner is camacho!
lipsticknapkin87: oh fuck you.
camachoreloaded: haha, oh c'mon
camachoreloaded: that's not even a bad thing, i like short
lipsticknapkin87: whatever
lipsticknapkin87: ass
camachoreloaded (2:31:02 AM): i listen to beats made by other rappers
camachoreloaded (2:31:05 AM): mostly jay-z
snakesonalain (2:31:58 AM): yeah, jay-z's awesome
camachoreloaded (2:31:13 AM): i just write while his music plays
camachoreloaded (2:31:45 AM): one of my favorite lines:
snakesonalain (2:32:32 AM): he's still one of the best MCs today
camachoreloaded (2:31:53 AM): "fred durst has gone limp, but i'm still rollin'
camachoreloaded (2:31:59 AM): crush you worse than hitler crushed poland
snakesonalain (2:32:47 AM): hahahahahah burn!
snakesonalain (2:33:08 AM): it's even more awesome 'cause it's true
snakesonalain (2:33:18 AM): what's fred durst gonna say? fuck you jay-z?
camachoreloaded (2:32:39 AM): no, no
camachoreloaded (2:32:40 AM): dude
camachoreloaded (2:32:41 AM): that's by me
camachoreloaded (2:32:43 AM): HAHA
1st Semester
Pre-Calculus: D
Psychology: A
Anthropology: A
Western Civilization: B
English 1: B
2nd Semester
Sociology 1?: A
Speech: A
Theatre: A
3rd Semester (Summer)
Sociology 3: A
Sociology 4: A
Astronomy: A!
4th Semester
Math 43(Stats):B
English 7: A
Religious Studies: A
Physical Anthropology: B
Physical Anthropology lab: B
Western Civilization: A
5th Semester
Psychological Methodology: A
Film as Art and Communication: A
Intro to Mass Communication: B
Intro to Acting: A
Gutts and Butts Workout(shut the fuck up): A
Cumulative gpa: 3.51
Cumulative hours spent on schoolwork: 10
End result: I win.
