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coach dave

I am here for Friends

About Me

im david. i like porn. its soothing. like ice cream. ooo i love ice cream. okay but on a more serious note ... i like porn. im also in the chabot film class. song was made by ozma. awesome band. lots of fun.

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My Interests

good times

I'd like to meet:

a level 60 paladin with the helmet of obliteration and the sword of inpenetrable darkness on the level 12 epic mount which only travels through the rivers of babylon in the shadow of the night ... or a girl with big tits. 3 gf

Music:

sure why not

Movies:

awesome

Television:

scrubs ... oh, there are other shows on tv?

Books:

good for burning

Heroes:

just of the super variety