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Emperorbevis

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About Me

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Merely Bevis Maun of Manchester, no not just Bevis of Manchester, Bevis Reginald Maun of Manchester.No, Bevis the holder of the light, defender against the denizens of Ry'leth, the last warrior poet, dragged through time and space to protect the order of the magi. The darkness shall never prevail. The Great Mother's favourite son. Taken from the finest stock of Withington, with the bloodlines of the great city of Derry and the shire of Ayr and Northumberland. My Line now runs strong with my heir Oliver Troy Francis Maun, Bourne of the fair Julie of Sale of the line of Fermanagh.The peace maker, the toast maker.The Lurking horror did not claim me, it passed through me and made my hold on to the light tighter, do not be led by the grey, take what they say with caution.Drink and be Merry and hold true. If you can accept my idiosyncrasies I will forgive you almost anything.
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My Interests

80's pop, avant garde, bad 70's cop show, balance, baudelaire, bevis, bevis maun, billy idol's off license., boogeys, byron, cats, cheese metal, cocteau twins, coffee, cooking, crayons, dandy, dark scary places., david bowie, david sylvian, daydreaming, defiance, derry, diversity, dreaming, dressing up, drinking, faster pussycat, fermanagh, flying kites in storms, folkin folkin folk music, forgiveness, francophilia, fumbling, happy hippy, hill street blues, hot baths, japan, jogging memories, knightmare, labyrinth, laughing at myself, levellers, life, living etc, looking like a pirate., love, lovecraft, lumberjack, making friends, manners, monty python, more zombies, never ending story, ollieology, optimism, other zombies, philosophy, po faced rock, poetry, punk, qvc, qvc_a_better_class_of_tat, rampant, raspberry fruit pastilles, reading, real ale, red wine, rimbaud, roxy music, rudi the psychedelic monk, running jokes, sharing_the_same_name_as_a_monty_python_character, shelly, sitting down, small_things_that_are_easily_lost, stumbling, the cure, the labyrinth, the mighty boosh, the mind, the moon, the old language, the smiths, the unexplained, the zombies, the zombles, theology, toast, toast_is_not_just_for_breakfast, trying to dance, trying to sing, tumbling, twilight, video gaming, white zombie, writing, z_o_m_b_i_e, ziggy stardust, zombies, zombiezombiezombie zombalism
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I'd like to meet:

The Fraggles

Music:

Rock, Metal, Punk, Industrial, Glam, 80's, New Romantic, Electro, Thrash, Darkwave, Underground, Overground, Wombling Free, Acid Folk, Tadpole Charming Zuit Suit Karma Defiance Freestyle Polka, Gammon and egg.

Movies:

Big Fish, a matter of life and death, Empire Strikes Back, Fargo, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Prawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Bread, Goodburger

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Mighty Boosh, My Name Is Earl, Life on Mars, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Cheese, Spaced, The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Bang Bang its Reeves and Mortimer, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, the Fast Show, Bottom

Books:

The little prince , a season in hell, collected works of H P Lovecraft

Heroes:

Ghost Rider, Oscar Wilde, Arthur Rimbaud, cheese makers

My Blog

a special message to all

BUGGER OFF YOU SMELL OF POO
Posted by Emperorbevis on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST

I need your help (no- Bio degraded bull)

after a bit of an incident last montha few things got deletedmy yahoo messenger friendsand my Bio for LJso if you could reply with a comment about me just a opinion or memory or something I'll put it...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

too tired too type

so I'll bore you with a video of me insteadoh bugger this is myspzz not LJwell bollocks if I'm going to rerecord it ...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

you get further with a gun and a kind word than with just a kind word

there I was sat down, just eaten my evening mealconsidering what web related mayhem to unleash nextwhen I heard shouting outside stood up and noticed out of the window my black cat Rebel running as if...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:59:00 PST

well go on call me a chicken

right I decided to slash my friends listget rid of the spammers and the bands I didn't like and the people I've tried to talk to but just won't respondwell the spammers have already had their profiles...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

Everbodies talking about those Kinski boots

you know I'm feeling run down pretty much all the timeI think that its workhow repetitive, boring, unrewarding and how insignificant I'm made to feelso I decided to ask my six year old son what to do ...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

Well I should have seen it coming

People have started to comment/ridicule me about my weight:(
Posted by Emperorbevis on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

as per usual

some load of old crap
Posted by Emperorbevis on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

Bunch of arse or how did I get stuck on such a norrow minded, self absorbed planet

look theres nothing wrong with being out of your boxbut being stuck in it get stuffedlook beyondthere are more things in motherfucking heaven and earthaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

Its Friday I'm........ oh fuck it

you know LJ has got the blog bit beat hands downbecause its theres more genuine interest in people thereI could blog here HELP my pubes are on fire and no one would have the courtesy of replying "poor...
Posted by Emperorbevis on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST