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About Me

Dear peoples.... I am known as Patrick and am now 17. thats just about it but hey keep reading. Its hard to describe me as anything but unique which is most certainly true thanks to the places I've been and the people I know. I dont have much going on right now. Im takin it easy and Im focusing on just passing highschool.Im sure that'l keep me busy for a while. Um, I consider myself a kickass dude. I like hangin out with my friends cause those guys (and girls) are the coolest people I know. Keep in mind that you yourself can achieve such a status by following one simple rule...dont suck. Just please, try keeping it in mind... Im pretty much not a complicated guy. things are simple in my eyes. Love, hate..those are both concepts that we deal with every day. its how we deal with them and what we make of ourselves that shows what we stand for. I try to live by my own standards. that way the only person I can let down is myself. Seems to work as it's what's gotten me this far. Pretty much I enjoy being me... Its good stuff.
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test
A to Z Survey
Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com
A - Available Currently
B - Best Friend My Aunt
C - Crush Is better than Fanta
D - Dad's Name Arthur
E - Easiest Person To Talk To My Aunt
F - Favorite Band Black Sabbath
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms Damn, they're both so good.
H - Hometown Stockton
I - Instrument I own a guitar
J - Job I dont
K - Kids Mabye
L - Longest Car Ride Was to disneyland and will be again shortly
M - Milk Flavor Strawberry
N - Number Of Siblings 1
O - One Wish Knowlege and Insight
P - Phobias Cops
Q - Favorite Quote "And in the end, its not the years in your life its the life in your years that count" - Abraham Lincoln
R - Reason To Smile Friends
S - Song You Last Heard Bad Religion - Sorrow
T - Time You Woke Up 12
U - Unknown Fact About Me Im smarter then you think I think I am
V - Vegetable Green Bell Peppers
W - Worst Habits Murder
X - X-Rays You've Had Have been on my knee and mouth
Y - Your Favorite Food A little Something Called Chicken Adobo.
Z - Zodiac Sign Snake and Cancer

My Interests

Ummmm Basketball, Hacky-Sack, Books,Writing,and I like to read the magazine Popular Science. Other than that I like to spend my time with some truly great Video and Computer games like Super Mario 64, Conkers Bad Fur Day, GoldenEye, Leisure Suit Larry, GTA, Halo, Twisted Metal, The Crash Bandicoot Series, Tekken, Fighting Force, Need For Speed, Chex Quest, Taco Bell's Tasty Temple Challenge and The Great Tony Hawk. Oh and by the way, If you have NOT played the Greatest Computer Game of all time, The OREGON TRAIL... Please leave now.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmmm I'd like to meet the inventor of the paper clip, The founder of krispy Kreame, Mr. Box, and also Ghandi, he kicked ass without raisin a fist. Uhmmm I'd also like to meet Scooby Doo And The Gang, the people in charge at the Windex Factory, Dan Brown, Michael Crichton, and some other writer dudes. Ummmm I would LOVE to have a conversation with our President! That would be awesome! Who else thinks he's a retard? Also Will Smith and Mos Def. Those two men are badasses. speaking of which, I may as well add Sean Connery's name to the list. More importantly, I'd like to meet people who dont suck. And, (here's where I repeat myself), if you're lucky, you may fall into that category.

Music:

Sheeeet, its all about rap and rock. I pretty much live for both. Some of the greatest Bands of all time are The Immortal Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Green Day, System OF A Down, The Offspring, Slip Knot, Staind, Pantera, Bush, The Rolling Stones, Flogging Molly, Dinosaur Jr, Disturbed, Lazy Boy, Bowling For Soup, ILLUMINATE, Rage Against The Machine, Alice In Chains, The Smashing Pumpkins, Everlast, Rob Zombie, The Beach Boys, Whitesnake, and Nirvana.Dude...the greatest rappers ever have got to be 2Pac, Biggie Smalls,DMX,Run DMC, Whodini, Nate Dog, 2 Short. Non Phixion, Wu Tang Clan, Jam Master Jay, and last but not least, The Afroholic Afro Man. And just so we're clear, No eminem dosnt suck. he's just white, give him a break.

Movies:

Gladiator, I Robot, Remember the Titans, Braveheart, Euro Tirp, We Were Soldiers, Old School, The Forty Year Old Virgin, The Bourne Identity(s) Rush Hour(s), The Blade Trilogy, L.O.R., And The Star Wars Saga.

Television:

The Simpsons, House, That 70's Show, Friends, Sienfeld, Cheers, Whose' Line is it Anyway?, Cartoon Network, CSI, Supernatural, The Andy Griffith Show, Wallace and Gromit, The Price Is Right, The Rockford Files, The Fresh Prince Of Belair, The Magic School Bus, and of course, Baywatch.

Heroes:

The people who created the Oregon Trail

My Blog

So Why Do YOU hate Paco?

I'm sure thats a question you ask yourself every day. Here would be my personal take on the answer. So without further delay, let us begin. #1. Because this is your purpose in life - ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

The Cheap Ass Cereal Hall of Fame

Read Carefully....Inductee ..1 RAISIN BRANHe might look like a pancake flinging a bucket of rat turds, but he most certainly is not. He's just the HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST BRAN FLAKE EVER! Flinging a bucket o...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST