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¿KYLE?

Fuck you!! I look good naked!!

About Me

greetings o earthling. i am known as Kyle. i was never born in Utah. my favorite colors include red, green, black, and purple. i enjoy all forms of art (photography, drawing, painting, music, film, theater... all that). penguins make me smile. i often wonder why kamikaze pilots wear helmets. and why politics have to suck so much. i keep getting told that i'm going to die at a young age. i don't think it's very nice. i play the bass guitar. my current bass is a ESP B-50, my current amp is a 75-watt Peavey Basic 112, and i use Elixir nylon strings. they rock. i dislike religion myself, but i totally accept that some people are into it. i dig that. just don't try and force your beliefs on me. i don't dig that. jerk. i currently attend San Joaquin Delta college in Stockton. at the moment i am taking classes online. lame? maybe. i am also employed full-time at The Wal-Mart as an Associate. therefore, i am a Wal-Mart Ass. ha! 'tis a screwy place that Wal-Mart, but it's really not that bad so far. and i dig the pay (though it's STILL not that great... but better than minimum wage by all means). welp, that's all i've to say for now. WUV!

My Interests

music, acting, the mystery of life and love, smiley faces, humans, history, art in all forms, and video games. some great game series that i have become attached to over the years are Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Legend of Zelda, and Resident Evil. i'm hella going to be getting a Nintendo Wii. motherfucker!!

I'd like to meet:

all who don't suck.

Music:

music is a big part of my life and always has been. in fact i've even thought about pursuing a career in music. i enjoy a lot of different types of music but rap and country are, unfortunately, not one of them. i have many favorite artists and would take a long time to write and i doubt anyone will read all of them. so i'll just say that if you name off a band, i have probably either heard of them or are already a fan. however, some artists/bands that i'm HUGE fans of and find many influences and inspirations in are H.I.M. (possibly the greatest rock band i've EVER heard), Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (Nick is perhaps the greatest songwriter i've ever encountered), Metallica (the perfect metal band), Nine Inch Nails (a band that NEEDS to be heard by everyone), Ween (a crazy and great band that can play any style), Cradle of Filth (the perfect black metal band..?), Johnny Cash (the only country artist that i enjoy), Black Sabbath (the originators of metal), The Doors (classic in every sense of the word), The Rolling Stones (for "Paint it Black" alone, however they have MANY other great songs), KoRn (they've lost a bit of their luster recently, but they're still damn good), "Weird Al" Yankovic (very underrated), The Misfits (great punk band when Glenn Danzig was there), Marilyn Manson (he gets in your head... which was a great artist should do) and i have to say that Slipknot is a pretty good band however they are EXTREMELY overrated! there i said it. oh, and if ANY ONE can tell me who Mike Oldfield is, i will be very impressed and will hold you in high esteem.

Movies:

i enjoy all types of movies. as long as they can tell a pretty good story i can even get past any bad acting (for example: some of the older Bond films, the Matrix and Star Wars trilogy, etc.) Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp and Sean Bean are three of my all-time favorite actors. all three are brilliant in practically every film they've done and they've inspired my own acting.

Television:

i don't really care for much of what's on the tube other than cartoons such as Family Guy, The Critic, Robot Chicken, Happy Tree Friends & Friends, Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Perfect Hair Forever, 12 .oz Mouse, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants (every once in a great while) and Fairly Oddparents (same as Spongebob). i also enjoy the WWE, X-Play, Attack of the Show!, Wonder Showzen, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Stankervision (or The Damn Show) and Headbanger's Ball. i don't care for anime too much although i have become increasingly attached to Cowboy Bebop for some odd reason.

Books:

i'll read just about anything as long as the story catches my interest and the pace moves along steadily. i really enjoy comics as well. i enjoy classics such as Spiderman and Superman but i mostly read the bizarre comics like Johnny the Homicial Manic, Squee and Fillerbunny (all done by the brilliant Jhonen Vasquez), Lenore by Roman Dirge and Bear by Jaime Smart

Heroes:

my dad. and Nick Cave.

My Blog

Walpurgis

dig it, THIS is my band's web site... well we're kind of a band at least... yeah... BUT, there are a couple songs on there that we have recorded so check us out and be our friend.  friends are ni...
Posted by ¿KYLE? on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

A Love Long Gone

sometimes i feel artistic.  and when i feel this artisticness i either draw, make music, or write.  sometimes the things i create are pretty good and sometimes they're absolute trash (at lea...
Posted by ¿KYLE? on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

FRRKIN... TAG!

Each player of this game starts with six weird things or habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own six weird things or habits, AND STATE THIS RULE CLEARLY. In the ...
Posted by ¿KYLE? on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST

Reality Checks In....

greetings 'o' earthlings!  well, i'm graduating tomorrow night and i just have to say... thank you... to everybody.  all my friends, young and old, that have been there and helped mold me in...
Posted by ¿KYLE? on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST