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Kyle

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About Me

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

My Interests

God, Women, Eating And Cooking Food Italian Food Is My Favorite, Going On The Computer, Reading, Music, Movies, Stand Up Comedy, Television, Radio, Hangin With Family And Friends, Talking Alot, Being Funny, Psychology, Philosophy, Having Fun, Writing Screenplays Lyrics And Poetry, Playing My Bass And Guitar, Photography.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Neil Diamond, Neil, I wanna party with you, I wanna party with you, I wanna party with youuuuuuuuuu.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle Johnson
Birthday: June 6, 1989
Birthplace: Hayward, CA
Current Location: Ione, CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Over 6 ft, don't know my exact height at the moment
Right Handed or Left Handed: Well I jack off with my right hand, so I guess I'll go with that one
Your Heritage: Italian, Scottish, Irish, Swedish, British, and sadly French, I'm hoping it was just a one night stand in France that went wrong
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars
Your Weakness: Food and Women
Your Fears: Barbra Streisand
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't care, as long as it's food, I'll eat it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well usually if I don't get stabbed in the face that year, it's been a pretty good year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm hungry
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to poop
Your Best Physical Feature: This hangnail I got on my toe, oh shit it just fell off, im fucked now
Your Bedtime: Whenever I want, cuz no one controls me...................7:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Last time I had sex, oh wait, that was a dream, damnit I can't get a break
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack In The Box and Carls Jr.
Single or Group Dates: I don't care, as long as there's a woman present, it's gonna be a good date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry, no I'm not gay
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, but I mostly drink coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a pissed off midget
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Doesn't everyone, what kind of dumbass questions are these
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Maybe
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: If I could run into my own arms, I would
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yes I just love salads, are you fucking kidding me
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, unless they try to tell me what to do, then I just kick them and tell them they're not the boss of me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, I mean I don't do backflips when one happens
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, and I can kinda play the keyboard, guitar, harmonica, and trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes........................No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well if you count the time when I mauled Lionel Richie on stage and security tasered me, then yes I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh no, you have to have a girlfriend first for that to happen, thanks for reminding me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, they've outlawed whaling
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a female manican from a Victoria Secrets store, me and Jennifer are very happy now
Ever been Drunk: Lots of times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.................Haters
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, but then I found out where they were and killed them, well actually I just went home and cried and ate ice cream
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a free sample once, but only once, so don't worry
How do you want to Die: Being stabbed in the face with a sodering iron
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm actually going in the Entertainment Business, whether it's Film, Music, Stand Up Comedy, Radio, or Television
What country would you most like to Visit: America, I hear nice things
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter, not too short though, I don't want to be dating a dyke with a lick her license
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many, man, I still can't go near any trees
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None, I'm not a fag
Number of Tattoos: I have Roy Orbison on my ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many, man, if only I didn't kill that hooker

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Music:

I listen to every kind of music.
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Movies:

I like every kind of movie. My favorite movies are Forrest Gump, American Graffiti, Halloween Series, Training Day, Scarface, The Good Bad and the Ugly, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Star Wars Series, The Temptations Miniseries, Sandlot, Dazed and Confused, Detroit Rock City, The Christmas Story, Tupac Resurrection, John Wayne Movies, Steven Spielberg Movies, Mel Brooks Movies, John Carpenter Movies, Kevin Smith Movies, Rob Zombie Movies, Richard Pryor Stand Up Comedies, Eddie Murphy Stand Up Comedies, Dane Cook Stand Up Comedies, Both Waynes Worlds, Goodfellas, The Blues Brothers, Childs Play Series, Smokey And The Bandit, Silence Of The Lambs, Platoon.

Television:

Family Guy, Chelsea Lately, Sanford and Son, Roseanne, Scrubs, The Office, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, NFL Go 49ers and Chargers.

Books:

The Bible, Biographies, Poetry, Novels, Short Stories. I like reading about History, Music, Movies, Crime, Television, Philosophy, Psychology, Sports. Favorite Writer and Poet is Edgar Allen Poe.

Heroes:

I don't know if I really have any heroes, I mean there are the people that I admire and have influenced me, but I don't really know who I'de call my hero.