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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Birthplace: Lancaster
Current Location: Not sure...
Eye Colour: Brown - I think...
Hair Colour: Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, but with hints of Irish and Norweigan and a dab of Mexican.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Misfits trainers, and sandles with socks.
Your Weakness: Vacuums.
Your Fears: Disappearing.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Going to Japan to teach English. Earning money and recognition through writing and drawing.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Urgh!
Pepsi or Coke: Irn-Bru
Have you Been in Love: What is this thing you call 'love'?
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan first then Germany again.
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Colour: Blue/brown/green ...
Favourite Hair Colour: Blonde/brown/black/red ...
Short or Long Hair: ... just not bald.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Cute.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling out this fucking stupid form, thereby showing I have nothing better to do at 3o'clock on a friday morning.......

My Interests

Music:

Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Kraftwerk, Talking Heads, Drive-By Truckers, David Allen Coe, Hank Williams III, Insane Clown Posse, Pantera, the Pogues, Marilyn Manson, Judas Priest, Manowar, Martha Wainwright, Cradle of Filth, Tricky, MF Doom, Leonard Cohen, MC Paul Barman, Public Enemy, Dr. Dre, Roots, Lee Scratch Perry, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Surreal Knowledge, Alabama 3, Pink Floyd, Patti Smith, Smashing Punmpkins, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Bjork, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Terrorvision, Sepultura, Daft Punk, The Fatback Band, Funkadelic, Iron Maiden, Turisas, White Zombie, Nirvana, Ugly Duckling, Digital Underground, PJ HArvey, GG Allin, Guns N Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Neil Young, Wu-Tang Clan, the Pharcyde, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Stockhausen, Frank Sinatra, Sammy David Jr., Dean Martin, John Coltrane, Soweto Kinch, Slayer, Lou Reed, Ian Dury, Jurassic 5, Beatles, Metallica, Run DMC, Michael Jackson, James Brown, Captain Beefheart, Laibach ...

Movies:

Jackie Chan, Buster Keaton, Svankmajer, Godfather, Evil Dead Trilogy, Bela Lugosi, Ed Wood, Anime, Yellow Submarine, Factotum, Ong-Bak, Where The Buffalo Roam, Bubba Hotep, House of 1000 Corpses, Natural Born Killers, Amelie, Blues Brothers, Wild Style, Crumb, Ghostbusters ...

Television:

Deadwood, Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Peep Show, A-Team, animation, Wrestling, Brass Eye, Bill Bailey, Stuart Lee, Monk, House, Buffy, Curb Your Enthusiasm...

Books:

William Burroughs, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, David Foster Wallace, Charles Bukowski, Mario Puzo, Franz Kafka, Thomas Harris, Mick Foley, Irvine Welsh, Brett Easton Ellis, Bram Stoker, Douglas Adams, James Joyce, Arthur Conan Doyle, Charles Schulz, Roald Dahl, Dr. Suess, Viz Comics, Robert Crumb, DBC Pierre, Will Self, Art books, history and science books, and my German phrasebook ...

Heroes:

LINKS

Skeptics Annotated Bible, Koran and Book of Morman - weird, violent, stupid and poorly written stories

WoosterCollective - the Best Street Art Page on the Web

My Blog

Feeding-the-Buddhist-terrapins haiku

Turtle or tortoise,are they interacting orswimming aimlessly? their bodies submergedand their heads reach to the airas they fight for food Occassionallya back leg flicks and they turnjust to keep goin...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

The (most) twisted side of Japan

Greenpeace - Whales and Dolphins ...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:55:00 PST

Tremors - My First Quake

So I was shaken awake rudely this morning. At exactly 9.47am (Osaka time) the earth shook. The walls swayed, the light swayed and a precariously balanced pile of books fell over. A c...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST

Kawaguchi, Nishi-ku, Osaka-shi, Osaka-fu

Dear Someone, P'raps it is time I posted some sort of something-or-other. Due to apathy I am going to nick bits from comments I have made on other peoples spaces. I wasn't impressed at al...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

Now Remember the Slug - A Short Story, Part Four of Four

Now Remember the Slug A Short Story, Part Four of Four Puppies and bear cubs are born blind and unable to survive alone. Without their mother they would die of starvation or exposure or by falli...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

Now Remember the Slug - A Short Story, Part Three Of Four

Now Remember the Slug A Short Story, Part Three of Four A phone call intrudes with its annoying 'answer me, answer me' voice. I don't answer it and it stops. Moments later my phone buzzes ...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

Now Remember the Slug - A Short Story, Part Two of Four

Now Remember the Slug A Short Story, Part Two of Four "It says his body had been decomposing for weeks," he reads."Yeh, they said his legs were maggot-eaten.""Who told you?""One of the police. H...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST

Now Remember the Slug, A Short Story, Part One of Four

Now Remember the Slug. A Short Story - Part One of Four The need to see and to know things of no immediate importance. What are you talking about? What is he building in there? Why has a slug evolved...
Posted by Kevin ±Óó on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST