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Inky Squid

snacks

About Me

ask me about my time machine.

My Interests

reading. getting better at picking locks.

I'd like to meet:

bite me.

Music:

e.l.o kraftwerk. talking heads. ed banger. kitsune.

Movies:

dead alive, return to oz, delecatessen, spirited away, better off dead, grease, harold and maude, the neverending story, bad taste, full metal jacket, flight of the navigator, dr strangelove, legend, the lost boys, castle in the sky, on the waterfront, rumblefish, taxi driver, shawn of the dead, american graffitti, nightmare on elmstreet 3, fame.

Television:

family guy, aqua teen hunger force, taxi, welcome back kotter, degrassi jr high, you can't do that on television.

Books:

vonnegut. roald dahl. abnormal psychology. harry potter.

Heroes:

i wouldn't eff with this one.

My Blog

I WENT TO THE ED BANGER PARTY IN SAN FRANCISCO, AND I HAVE PICTURES.

SO DAN AND I DROVE UP TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE ED BANGER PARTY LAST WEEKEND.I BOUGHT A NEW CAMERA (CANON 30D OMFG) AND TOOK PICTURES. DAN TOOK PICTURES TOO.taking a break on the drive up.we stayed in ...
Posted by Inky Squid on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

THANKS MOM.

MY MOTHER JUST SENT ME A PICTURE SHE TOOK OF HER DOG.THIS IS HER ACTUAL DOG. IT'S NAME IS PEANUT.MY MOM IS THRILLING....
Posted by Inky Squid on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

MOM...WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CREEPY SLUT?

This is a text message that my mother recently sent me.....Just in case you were wondering, I am not joking. This is my mother.HI SWEET PEA! I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A REALLY EFFECTIVE YEAST INFECTION R...
Posted by Inky Squid on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR HOTDOG (JULY 4TH PICS)

ME: "DUDE."MARIA + KIM: "TOTALLY DUDE."ME: "I KNOW, RIGHT?"MARIA + KIM: "SERIOUSLY."ME: "LIKE, KICK ASS?"MARIA + KIM: "LIKE SOO KICK ASS."YES....
Posted by Inky Squid on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST

QUIT BEING SUCH AN ANGRY MIDGET.

I COULD ONLY IMAGINE HOW FRUSTRATING LIFE IS FOR A GUY WHO IS REALLY REALLY SHORT.FEELING SOMEWHAT EMASCULATED, PEOPLE NOT TAKING YOU AS SERIOUSLY, GETTING ROLLED UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND DROPKICKED ...
Posted by Inky Squid on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

BOY REPELLANT? BOY REPELLANT.

I'M CONSIDERING TURNING THIS PICTURE INTO A BUMPER STICKER, THEN PRINTING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF THEM AND WEARING ONE WHEN I GO ANYWHERE REMOTELY SOCIAL.LAST NIGHT A BOY LITERALLY GOT SAD AND STARED A...
Posted by Inky Squid on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:39:00 PST