Rock Stars Move to Lake Como to Turn into Poop |
Apologies to everyone who was dismayed by my illness in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Salt Lake City. It made it difficult to see many of you, and it ma...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST |
Man vs. Machine |
My peanut M&M's were left dangling in the machine. Never being one to mind having 2 bags, I decided to play it cool and buy another. The 2nd bag was left hanging, but in an even more secure postio...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:35:00 PST |
Testicles = Gone |
Check this out: I would have given up my testicles (both, mind you) to have seen this live.
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2005/09/arcade_fire_su
m_1.html...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Top 8 |
It just happened today. Someone voiced their dissapointment with me by telling me how close I was to making their Top 8.
I feel so ashamed....
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST |
Going Back |
Has anyone out there gone black, come back, and lived to tell about it?
Or is it true?
I have gone black, and I've come back. Not that I'll never go back again, just never really NEEDED to....
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:59:00 PST |
Ladder Theory |
Ladder Theory: it is the best summary of everything I have ever learned about women. It was so true that I felt like had written it myself....
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:21:00 PST |
Dried Cranberries |
It boke my heart today to realize that dried cranberries have pretty much NO nutritional value, aside from some fiber and a lot of sugar. I know they are better than tweenkies, but really, what should...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST |
Kong is King |
I just got back from the ArcLight Cinerama Dome. I saw the 12:01 showing of Peter Jackson's "King Kong."
I love "The Royal Tennenbaums," it healed me."Walk the Line" rivited and opened me."Pulp Fictio...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:01:00 PST |
Hipsters! Hipsters! Get 'em while they're hot! |
I got called a hipster the other day by a guy in X national retail clothing chain. I don't know if it's a compliment or not. The most common words I hear attached to hipster are trash, fucking, stupi...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:08:00 PST |
Cubephones .2 |
Like sands through the hourglass... so are your words through the cubicle walls. These weren't all phone conversations, but it's all the same idea...
Fat guy: Did you know I was a Division I athlete?...
Posted by Rubb Creeme on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST |
