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lynch

Fuck Philadelphia in its hot, humid butt.

About Me

My sweating project proceeds apace. I don't own shorts so am wearing my swim trunks everywhere-- I scissored the internet out of them because it was getting too gross. I share a birthday with Don Rickles. We also share racism (though that is not an invitation for neo-nazi-goth-Alabamamites to start messaging me again. quit it.). I personally coined the phrase "More pumpkin for the humpkin." Also the phrase "Bri-No-Mite!" I'm the inventor of the Smart Mag, a magnet which can be adjusted to pick up varying sizes of screws, nails, and bolts for easier sorting.I work exclusively in places that have numbers for names. Even typing is making me sweaty. I fucking hate Philadelphia summers.Oh, and I can poop cheesesteaks. Though really everyone can poop cheesesteaks.

My Interests

Sums.

I'd like to meet:

Tron. Or Jeff Bridges so I can ask what Tron is really like. Investors for the Smart Mag.

Music:

Rocket Surgery, The Dammits, House of Rooms, Not Another Fucking Swedish Band, SamanThe Whitlock, The All-Frat Jam-Out Party-Band, The Jazz Ideas, The Sodomettes, Plainly Blue, Beep Beep Ribby Ribby, Tales Too Ticklish To Tell, Masta Chusetz, The Illetantes, Mighty Morphin Hardcore Rangers, Fireside, Reeking Havoc, Turning Point

Movies:

It is possible that "Tron" is the best movie ever.

Television:

The Swearing at Playstation Show. The Swearing at MSNBC Show.

Books:

Is there a book about Tron? There is? Okay, then that book.

Heroes:

Doy.