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Mary

About Me

marychen.com. And if you hit me on facebook instead, we can play scrabble or roshambo. HOLLA!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Guy Piccioto, Paul Reubens, Alexander Hamilton, Tina Fey, Mark Gonzales and:and:

My Blog

Menstruation cycle can be brought back to you.

i found that amazing old shirt (we're big fans) at the thrift store for $1 and it's so soft. good news! happy happy days.we ate corned beef and cabbage with irish soda bread last night in preparation ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:58:00 GMT

You cant rent a big friend in your underwear...

... but you can gain it forever. Just one click.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:15:00 GMT

Now all your dinners with women will have a logical conclusion.

If your little friend is lazy, the magic blue pill will make him work. Just a click away.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:38:00 GMT

Blast your man liquid sky high

Demonstrate that you are stronger than the dark knight
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:59:00 GMT

Re: I am sorry I banged her.

She could not take nine times in one night.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:06:00 GMT

She will love you more than any other guy.

See it: He sounded on the verge of tea. Ever so slowly she turned arou The quickness in his action ne I do, she whispered. I love yo Did you love me when you reali Aye, though I did want to thro His ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:15:00 GMT

Fanny proclamation

" That may be overstating it a bit. because it's the grimiest. Then it is taken off the market. To celebrate properly, the boys have assembled a bunch of their friends to perform alongside them: Envel...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Are You Gay?

Take the Quiz. Find Out Free!
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:07:00 GMT

the love of a father.

"Lisa just does her job and if someone wants a cup of coffee and biscuits, she looks after them. She's not a bad looking girl. If you do the right thing people take a liking to you. [Her coworkers&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:10:00 GMT

She will be running away from your dick.

She will be surprised you are a man.  
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:05:00 GMT