the2scoops

All the old stories are well and good, but let's make some new ones.

I'm funny, curious, loyal - crap. I just realized I share most of the traits of a pet dog, except with much better hygiene and opposable thumbs.

Well, I am curious and funny. My friends keep me around because I am good for laughs, a good listener, open-minded and oddly charming. I tend to live by the code "even the worst day can make for a good story", and I can't understand anybody who can't laugh at themselves.

Life's too finite and breakable to fill it with the petty, pretentious and selfish. I fight to be positive, and sometimes it's a hard fight.

I need music in my life, and every home should have a stocked bookshelf. I own and have been know to operate the following implements: clothes iron, broom, BBQ, camera, blender, corkscrew, cookbooks, squash racquet, iPod.

Vices Indulgences include: gin & tonic, Guinness, red wine, coffee, peanut M&Ms, Chinese food at 3 in the morning.