You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
that's exactly what I told my wife!!!!
Your Fortune Is
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,029,197
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
You Are Cherry Pie
You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy
Those who like you enjoy a contradiction
What Kind of Pie Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Larry Loverod
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
Loving, fun, and totally crazy.
Don't shoot your eye out!
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are 36% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You? a
.. width="425" height="350" ..the guy who knows all of the winning lottery numbers the day before he knows he is going to die (why you ask??? simple..........he knows he is going to die, so he will be more willing to share this information with someone unless he is just a sick bastad)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kelly jay daugherty
Birthday: 8/5/1967 (OLD fart)
Birthplace: mariemont, oh
Current Location: eastgate
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: half irish, half german, half something else
The Shoes You Wore Today: just sneakers
Your Weakness: eating (obviously)
Your Fears: I am afraid to divulge
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and sausage (preferrably pizza hut or larosas)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hit the lotto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: hold it till I get to the bathroom
Your Best Physical Feature: none.......everything is out of shape
Your Bedtime: 9:00 am (I work 3rd shift)
Your Most Missed Memory: MY grandma (8/27/14-6/12/06)
Pepsi or Coke: coke (pepsi sponsors that queer-ass jeff gordon)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: married, haven't dated in months (j/k)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: ACK!!!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: in the shower or car
Do you Shower Daily:
Have you Been in Love: I am right now!!
Do you want to go to College: that ship has sailed.....(the titanic)
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: that is not for me to decide
Are you a Health Freak: I need to be
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, very much
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ACK!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no (I am a boring person, what can I say??)
Ever been called a Tease: ummmm no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I refuse to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: all
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: over 300
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not telling an ex-g/f to F*&K OFF!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
country boy at heart, southern rock, 60's rock. I can listen to Montgomery Gentry one minute (they kick ass), the Doors the next. then there is a new duo called the wreckers...........YUM!!!! they have quickly become one of my favorites!!!..
1.Die Hard (yippie ky yay muther..............)Live Free or Die Hard is AWESOME!!! btw 2.Christmas Vacation (we're gonna have the hap hap happiest time since Bing crosby tap danced with Danny f*&cking Kaye) 3.Harry Potter series 4.National Treasure 5.Happy Gilmore 6.Spaceballs (what's the matter colonel sanders, CHICKEN???) 7.Super Troopers 8.Independence Day 9.Caddyshack 10.A Christmas Story (you'll shoot your eye out) 11.Death To Smoochy (I'm Rainbow Fu..@in Randolph!!!!)
Ice Road Truckers........that show is freakin incredible.......those guys have to have balls as big as church bells to do what they do!!isn't that obvious?? King Of The Hill, Home Improvement (still in syndication), 3rd Rock From The Sun (also syndicated)
Harry Potter 1, Harry Potter 2, well, you get the picture
our men and women overseas......anyone who fights for our country and its increasingly arrogant president!! I was neither a GW hater or fan, but I am becoming more and more fed up with him (still doesn mean I believe what the idiots in Hollywood and the media are telling me!!)..afro ninja (anyone that can attempt to beat up a floor with his face and continues to swing nunchucks is freakin awesome in my book!!!)