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NUDE black gix: live in schaffhausen
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The tale about the birds and the bees is known around the world as we let our story begin in early 1970’s England when a carefree young couple allowed their passions free rein as Jupiter was in the House of – (wherever the hell it was!)
The Stars must have been in a very unusual position however in relation to each other as nothing else could explain the birth of such a remarkable living being.
Nine months later, following that night of a passionate couplings’ creation, he was born into a neon lit light of day at exactly 00.00.01 on a starless night in southern England. Doctors have since confirmed that the Childs lips began immediately after the birth to create ever more strange and rhythmical Beats which they continue to believe may have been inspired by beating of his mothers heart at the time. (call Mulder immediately!)
It took 7 long years before our intrepid ‘Acrobatic-Lips’ graced our beloved homeland with his presence, sent indisputably to reawaken our tired and listless hearing. The importing of genetically modified products of any description was unheard of then so he was able, without interference, to fully develop the D n’ B gene he carried within him and gather experience in the music world of the times.
As everyone knows Great Britain later became identified as the origin of this exceptional musical fusion from different musical styles.
At 14 our young ‘Rhythm-maker’ (known under the codename Georgie Weeratunga, which perhaps in Germany may not have been the best choice for a stage name one could have used but was never explained to him at the time by anyone) cast off his disguise as the molecules of his DNA were awakened and used his considerable musical experience gathered at the microphone to challenge all-comers of the local club scene in a Battle of the Best.
This led to a combination of talents between himself and a Vinyl-Jockey known as “Operator Y” (let it be known at this point it is not illegal in Germany to be given such names!) “Operator Y” was overwhelmingly impressed by our Undercover Musical Mutants’ capabilities. It had begun! The first victim!
After many expeditions they made through a variety of clubs it was time for the next evolutionary step. That of Producer! Taken from the point of view of any ABBA Forever Movement it could never have happened, but actually did.
On 21.07.1984, GW from Exeter, Devon, England gripped the control knob of an Akai and released a genetically controlled rhythmic sound that was to have far reaching consequential repercussions on the course of the rest of his life.
Now everything happened quickly – from the 2 releases under the Hip Hop formation known as ‘Lyrical Terrorists’ he moved into the then newly developing Techno Scene. This was not only out of pure interest in anything new but out of the eternally frustrating discussions justifying the existence of James Brown Loops in his own productions.
Our genetically modified, now far more experienced, Synthy-Torture-Boy saw this Project as another evolutionary step towards musical metamorphosis.
After long, reclusive experimentation and ‘fusioneering’, turning knobs and sweating behind cold steel doors in a damp, darkened underground ‘incubator’ of a room, at long last, born out of many years of the development process from a clammy cellar vault of a Frankfurter suburb are the real Drum n’ Bass Maniacs - released on these web-pages onto an impotent Pop-World.
Batten down your hatches industry motherfuckers – HERE WE COME! NOW!!!
Marco! big up! -this one is going to rip!!!