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Neil

NEIL'S SIAMESE TWIN WINS CUSTODY OF HAIR!

About Me

I crash landed on earth in a field outside of a small mining town in Durham, England, on March 27th 1979. Unfortunately, the locals who found the egg-like spacecraft confused my fetus with a kinder egg toy. The results were unkind.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

The Verve, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Oasis

Movies:

Pulp fiction, Trainspotting, Anchorman, Planes Trains and Automobiles

Television:

Blackadder, Entourage,Only Fools and horses, Seinfeld, Family Guy...

Heroes:

Che Guevara, John Lennon, Me Family.