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Elliott

Busta Big Balls

About Me

Having sought medical advice concerning my big balls I have discovered that I could have them reduce with little to no negative side effects. I sit and ponder (on my balls) whether this is really something I want to do. I mean they are like my two best friends, they've been with me through thick and thin. They're like my own, constantly attached space hopper. There is no way I'm getting rid of these bad boys. So people look, they're only jealous of me and my big balls. Bouncing is fun and its a cracking opener with the ladies. Plus my girlfriend loves them, they keep warm and safe at night. Viva la grande cahunas!

My Interests

Football (especially Newcastle United), photography, art, rugby, friends, drinking, clubbing, snowboarding, cooking, stand up comedy

I'd like to meet:

Other people with big balls, oh and a sense of humour

Music:

Eric Morillo, Hed Kandi, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, Kanye West, Joey Negro, The Kooks, The Arctic Monkeys, Crazy P, Masters at Work, Kings of Tomorrow, Richard Ashcroft, Bob Sinclar, Blackalicious, Coldplay, Common, John Legend, Eriykah Badu, Jill Scott, Guru, Jay-Z, Oasis, The White Stripes, St. Germaine, Eminem, Daft Punk, Groove Armada, Basement Jaxx, Pete Tong, Roger Sanchez, Razorlight, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rolling Stones

Movies:

Anchor Man, The Matrix, Fight Club, Dodge Ball, Bad Boys, Miami Vice, Raw (Eddie Murphy), Superman Returns, Batman Begins, Toy Story, Akira, 7 Samurai, Major League, The Wedding Crashers, Money Pit, Forest Gump, Goodfellas, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Talledega Nights, Minority Report, Platoon

Television:

Entourage, MTV, Everyone Hates Chris, How I Met Your mother, Scrubs, CSI, CSI Miami, The Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, ER, Grand Designs, Gray's Anatomy, House, Prison Break, 24, Premiership Football, Mythbusters, T4, Soccer Am

Heroes:

Tibor Kalman, Alan Fletcher, Alan Shearer, Emmy, Josef Muller-Brockmann