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Bonnie

About Me

I miss my young boy Gregory, who's in Virginia and is so succesful. he's a patriot and went to American university. He's bald but straight and jewish. He came over for thanksgiving and ate all the turkey and left to party with his friends. you know, he needs to have his fun, he works so hard when he's in Virginia, so hard that he lost his hair and his eyesight. well, his eyes were always bad but he's always been so tall. He was the tallest one in his class, for years! Oh, and my best friend is Sheila, and she's Jewish. I like art, and I volunteer at the gallery and I used to teach kids art. My favorite artists are Hanna-Barbera and Walt Disney, true ARTISTS. I like bright colors, and am never afraid to match bright green with bright orange and sparkling gold. I also wear glasses, and lots of blush.

My Interests

Painting, drawing, stick figures, eye-glasses, bright colors, judeism, synegogues, matzah balls, Gregory (my son), masturbating, walking like an Egyptian.

I'd like to meet:

Friends of Gregory, jews, artists. And, well, just about anyone who talks really loudly about other people! I also Would like to meet people who are good at gossiping, and who are extremely nosey.

Music:

Anything but country! My good friend Sheila and I like to buy CDs on sale at Costco. We bought Foreigner for just $4.99 - on CD! You just can't beat those wholesale prices.

Movies:

Schindler's List, The Pianist, Pollock, Dahmer, Gregory goes to Hollywood, E.T., Back to the Future (reminds me of my Greg, he used to LOVE that film), Snow White, Cinderella.

Television:

Yogi Bear, Scooby-Doo, Ellen, Oprah, David Letterman, the news.

Books:

The Joy of Sex, 101 Sex Positions for the Jewish Married Couple, the Chama Sutrah, How to Draw your Favorite Cartoon Characters, Watercolors for Dummies.

Heroes:

The people of Israel.