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Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~

Don't blame me-I was given this world, I didn't make it!

About Me

Let's see...I was born and raised in Palo Alto, Ca. I have lived here my whole life except for recently where I currently live in Burbank, Ca. I'm currently working at Nickelodeon which is also in Burbank. I love dancing (all types), play soccer three times a week sometimes four days, roller blade, riding bikes, basically any sport I'll do, I've NEVER drank, NEVER smoked, NEVER tried any drugs, NEVER smoked a ciggarette, and have NEVER drank coffee. Impressive?! yes- no? haha. I like to clown around a lot, you won't find me in the same place twice cuz I get around, I like blowing a lot of time away watching movies, I love kickin it with friends just talkin about nothing, I've bungee jumped, sky dived, went water rafting, rock climbed, snowboarded, ran Atv's, drove speed boats, yup-I'm the crazy your mom warned you about..haha. I've been to Spain, France, Italy, Greece, Africa, Hawaii, Ensenada Mexico, Cancun Mexico, and about 17 of our states in the U.S. My Lifetime goals are to travel the world and try all extreme sports at least once! .....I could sit here for days telling you more, but I don't want to bore you...........I'm an extreme daredevil and will do anything for a laugh! If you have AIM- my screen name is "Spidey4250"- Don't be shy! That's it for now......Hope you enjoy my videos..........
Dick in a Box (Kinyon Version)
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Music Video Edited by [B-BOY SPIDER]
This video was made for a college course in 2000! FYI, I got an "A" on it. :)

My Interests

I'm currently working in Los Angeles at Nickelodeon Full-Time and I love this job! That's it for now!
Step Up 2 movie video submission dance contest

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I'd like to meet:

Personality is a MUST! Basically I'm looking for someone with a good sence of humor, sensitive to others, somewhat into sports, caring, and worth traveling with. I've been in love 2 times in my life and I'm looking for the next girl to sweep me off my feet and be a keeper forever because I'm overly tierd of dating on and off and I'm not a cheater...never have never will! Other than that--- Just say what's up and I'll be your friend for life! It's a plus if you have a brain too! haha.:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 100% Superman 99% The Flash 95% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 75% Robin 65% Catwoman 65% Supergirl 63% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 43% Batman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Ted's piece for the Foothill College Show in 2004. I'm the the white shirt!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Christopher Kinyon
Birthday: November 12, 1978
Birthplace: Palo Alto, Ca
Current Location: Palo Alto, CA/ Burbank, Ca
Eye Color: Blue sometimes green!
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5"11'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma's
Your Weakness: Blondes in Pink
Your Fears: Family getting hurt or sick!
Your Perfect Pizza: Any one from Round Table
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Put smiles on everyone's faces.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm not getting paid to tell you what to do! hah
Thoughts First Waking Up: Aren't good guys supposed to have someone to kiss in the morning?
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told mulitple things about me! I guess my abs.
Your Bedtime: now a days--2am
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandma!
Pepsi or Coke: Since I get free pepsi all the time...Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's "Mc Donalds" stupid...and yes..Mc Donalds!
Single or Group Dates: what??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither..Never drank coffee. I'm already hyper as it is...haha
Do you Smoke: Never tried
Do you Swear: Only when I'm into a story I'm telling!
Do you Sing: ya, everywhere!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice, but yes I do!
Have you Been in Love: Twice-One in High School and one in College.
Do you want to go to College: Again? hahaha..yes! I'm always down for some knowledge!
Do you want to get Married: When I find someone worthy enough!
Do you belive in yourself: Ya, just like Spiderman! hah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I watch this stupid home video I have that shakes for an hour and a half. Other than that- No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, one day when I get massive surgrey on my face to look like Matthew Mcconaughey..j/k I guess a little bit..ha
Are you a Health Freak: Not to the glove on the counter level, but I like a clean place!
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom-yes.....My dad-ya, but he lives far. Never see him!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm cuddling with someone!
Do you play an Instrument: Ya, my ass-Doesn't everybody....hahah j/k Not now, but I want to learn the Piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Don't even know what Alcohol tastes like! (Never tried)
In the past month have you Smoked: Wouldn't know what that feels like either! (Never tried)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sorry to dissapoint you again! (Never tried)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope I've been traveling!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, and Stanford is really boring!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, and I want one now! Thanks a lot stupid survey!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ya, a couple times and I still get butterflies before I go out!
In the past month have you been Dumped: 3 years ago!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but thought about it a couple times!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, those days have been over for like 9 years now!
Ever been Drunk: Never! How many people can say that?
Ever been called a Tease: A couple times, but I give in after a while!
Ever been Beaten up: In elementary!
Ever Shoplifted: When I was young!
How do you want to Die: What kind of question is that? hummm....Heart attack from having too much sex! I don't know! hahah
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Barney! hahahah.....hummm....A Dancer for videos and movies!
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably Europe again cuz I missed a couple of places!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, but anything is good!
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair is better, but sometime short is okay too.
Height: about 5"5'
Weight: hummm...around 145!
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hopefully none!
Number of CDs I own: what the?!?! Doesn't matter!
Number of Piercings: Don't care...just as long as your not pierced all over like crazy!
Number of Tattoos: A couple is cool, but the lower the better!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I had to do it all over I wouldn't change a thing!

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Music:

Every kind. I could sit here for days writing all of it in. To narrow it down-Breaks, hip-hop, R&b, Rock..etc etc....-But mainly Pac!
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN ( BREAKDANCE VIDEO )
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EYE OF THE TIGER

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Movies:

Favorite movie??? Casino by far, but I'm down for whatever whenever. I'm a movie fiend! I love me some Pac movies though....hahaha.
..INSPIRATION!!!!
OLD SCHOOL B-BOY BY J.F. KINYON
"DITTY" skit at JLS-Kinyon Bros and JG in 1993

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Television:

No time, but I used to watch Friends religiously!

Books:

The ones with pictures in them!! haha.

Heroes:

My older Brother (John Kinyon), older Sister (Lori Pryme), younger brother (CC Kinyon), Mother (Geraldine Kinyon), Grandmother (Eithel Kidder), The LEGENDARY 2PAC, and singer/really good friend when she has time-CHANTELLE PAIGE.

This is the Britney I remember from when I snuck backstage and drooled when she made eye contact with me talking to her friend 4 feet away from me. WOW! She's beautiful and believe it or not looks better in person!

If you look anything like her picture, we can kick it...hahha

Vida Guerra-The best body I've EVER seen! Don't Hate! lol
Part 1 of 3 "So You Think You Can Dance Parody"

Part 2 of 3 "So You Think You Can Dance Parody"

Part 3 of 3 "So You Think You Can Dance Parody"

Credits and some bloopers-SYTYCD Parody

My Blog

How I almost ended up in the hospital on Friday-11/02/07

I had a great weekend except for the fact that I almost got crushed on the freeway last friday night (11/02/07). There was a construction zone that merged everyone into the commuter lane and slow...
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

Goodbye Bay Area--L.A. here I come!

I got the Job at Nickelodeon and I put in my 2 weeks today! Your lookin at a changed man! ~Chris
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST

"So You Think You Can Dance"

    It airs on Thusday (May 24th) for a 90 min special at 8pm and on Wednesday (May 30th) for a 2 hour special. Keep your fingers crossed for me that I'm on there and they don't make me...
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

Spiderman 3

Already bought my tickets for the 3rd (thusday) at 12:01am. Yah-e-YAH!
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

traveling.......

    I just got back from Chicago for 4 days, I'm leaving to Cancun with my brother and 3 friends for a week, and when I get back I'm flying to Atlanta for another 4 days! That last one'...
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Wish me good luck for tomorrow!

My brother and I flew to Chicago to audition for "So you think you can dance" and we both made the first round audtions yesterday. We have both of our solo pieces tomorrow at 8am, so wish us both good...
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

Soccer Games.....

I have a Soccer game every sunday for the next 4 months and we had our first game today....We won! YAY...1-0. Let me know if you wanna show up and I'll tell you my schedule. ~Chris
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

Justin Timberlake on SNL.......This is too Funny! "It's my Dick in a Box"

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1810.htm
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

Texas-B-Boy Battle!!!!!

I'm flying to Texas for a breaking battle that should be fun cuz I heard that people are flying from Japan to enter as well. It's three days long and CC's already entered with a friend from Pennsylvan...
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

Burnlounge!! Music, Video, and more of the future!

As most of you know, all of the Tower music stores are closing. Virgin stores are going bankrupt and your favorite video places (etc. Blockbuster, Netflex, Hollywood video) are next on the list to go....
Posted by Chris Kinyon aka ~B-Boy Spider~ on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST