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Jonny K

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About Me


I've played the starving artist, the brooding writer, the iconoclastic filmmaker and jet-setting greasemonkey. I'm enigmatic. I'm explicit. I'm an entrepreneurial asshole who runs several punk businesses. I master whatever I put my mind to and quickly bore with it. I'm a serious risk taker and have lived on the edge most of my life.

I was raised by a gun-toting gangster and notorious drug smuggler (no, I am not kidding). We were on the run from the FBI during my formative years and I was an accomplice in crime at a very young age. I credit my unusual upbringing for my highly perfected street smarts. I also credit it for slightly screwing my brain up, but we don't have time to get into that here.

My Interests

Creative endeavors, clicking with good people, inside jokes, dark humor, comfortable silence, heated discussion, conspiracy theory, discovering new bands, bar hopping, cheezy stripclubs, house parties, girls with tats &/or piercings, suicide blondes, brunettes, making out, waking next to a beautiful stranger, being in love, being on my own, hanging with old friends, used record stores, thrift stores, garage sales, dumpster diving [not for food of course!], road trips, camping, bowling, shooting pool, Las Vegas, blackjack, poker, midnight movies, 70s porn, VICE magazine, Spaten Optimizer, pitch-black coffee, extremely spicy thai food, burritos in the Mission (S.F.), home cooking, building websites, collage, painting, drawing, writing, working on my car, playing guitar, recording songs, taking pictures, shooting & editing video, starting projects, finishing projects, brain storming, achieving the seemingly impossible, giving it my all whether I succeed or fail.

I'd like to meet:


A filthy rich sugar-momma.... can you say, Adriana Lima?

A few of my projects:

A Hot Rod Condom is Required Equipment

The Jimi Homeless Experience :: Are You Homeless?

The Amazing Dixie Pricks!

Violent Playground Productions

God Squad! Hollywood & Divine Available on DVD

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My Blog

Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison

I was fooling around making parody album covers for fun yesterday, this is the best one.
Posted by Jonny K on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:41:00 PST

Stop Motion Animation

From film to writing, cartoons to condoms (yup, he founded Hot Rod Condoms in 1994 and supports AIDS Awareness), Jon Kinyon is a jack of all trades! His latest project  "The Jimi Homeless Experience"...
Posted by Jonny K on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

Spahn Ranch Dressing

Here are all 3 of the new Charlie Manson Commercials on YouTube!Link to my main YouTube page....
Posted by Jonny K on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST