Hello pups. My name is rocco I turned 1 year old on March 27th 2006 and I love to eat sleep and fart. I also enjoy barking at the doorbell, jumping on strangers, and peanut butter. I hate being locked in my cage and love long walks on the beach. If you are a bitch boxer and wanna hook up holla at me dog.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? boxer
What is your name? Rocco
What other nicknames do you have? the rock, shitface, shithead, shitstain
What is your favorite treat? peanut butter
What would your owner describe you as? a pug
What is the funniest thing you have done? honk the horn of the car when mom and dad are taking too long
What is the bravest thing you have done? protect his mother from the bad guys
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? i like slippers
Are you friendly? very (lick, lick)
Are you overweight? no
Do you like warm milk? no only cold milk
Do you eat cheese? yes
Do you eat bugs? yum
Do you live with other animals? nope i wish i lived with cousin Bailey
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? no way!
Do you like to exercise? yup I have to keep this lean physique somehow
Do you like car rides? love em
Do you get into stuff? always
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? i love mommy and daddy!!!!!!
Do you like to swim? like all other rocks i sink to the bottom
Do you chase laser pen dots? nope havent tried it
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? see aboveDo you have a girlfriend? Tequila
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