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About Me

"The only thing that can stop me is my inate inability to process cognacious thunk..." This is the myspace of a cheerfully misanthropic metalhead by the name of Miguel. He is cool and weird and loves music, art, and very pretty ladies. Read on if you dare...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miguel Alexandro Jones, II
Birthday: October 31, 1989
Birthplace: Columbia, SC
Current Location: In the darkest of your furthest reaches...
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black/brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: african american, puerto rican, cherokee indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same shitty ones I always wear
Your Weakness: girls with sideburns that wear boxers, awesome music, thingz with wingz
Your Fears: Beasts of the briney deep...
Your Perfect Pizza: somethin with minimal cheese and alot of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Brann got stronger...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG! WTF! vastistdasfunaschiza!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus is Magic
Your Best Physical Feature: u tell me (ass)
Your Bedtime: who can say these days...
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Coke_Fuck_Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i don't enough to care
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino and Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Fux yeah (if u don't u suck at life)
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: haven't thought about it
Do you play an Instrument: guitar (acoustic & electric), bass, drums, and keys
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah...it so super sucked
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: prolly not
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: prolly
Ever been called a Tease: once by Kat
Ever been Beaten up: kinda
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in the most grandiose way possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me, just older
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Scotland, Japan,New Zealend
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gray
Favourite Hair Color: whatever looks good on her
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: I don't wanna have to stoop down...
Weight: not too large, not too small, anywhere inbetween
Best Clothing Style: the kind u wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is life a drug?
Number of CDs I own: Far too many to count...
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't recall any
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My Interests

Music, art, guitars, bouzoukis, mandolins, stuff, girls, friends, anime, metal, celtic folk music, greek folk music, more stuff, video games, other stuff, jedi, pirates, ninjas, jedi pirate ninjas, regular pirate ninjas, but not regular jedi pirates, psychedelia, saying "Hey, fuck you buddy!", stars, the moon, trees, greens space, the sea

I'd like to meet:

Daron Malakian, Claudio Sanchez, Slash, Girls with sideburns that wear boxers, Matt Pike, Omar Alfredo Rodriguez-Lopez, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, general people of interest

Music:

System of a Down, Trivium, Coheed and Cambria, Metallica, KoRn, Slipknot, As I Lay Dying, The Used, Afi, Linkin Park, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-In, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Pantera, The Offspring, Children of Bodom, Danzig, Led Zeppelin, Disturbed, Mastodon, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fireball Ministry, Black Sabbath, The Clash, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Bullet For My Valentine, Fallout Boy, Bloodhound Gang, Rob Zombie, BloodSimple, Mudvayne, Limp Bizkit, Johnny Cash, The Sword, Monster Magnet, High On Fire, 2Cents, the bled, Queens of the Sone Age, Ozzy, Fu Manchu, Kyuss, Stone Sour, Clutch, HORSE the Band, Dog Fashion Disco, Kalas, Sleep, The Gay Barbarians, Wolfmother, Rise Against, Gojira, Intronaut, Kylesa

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, V For Vendetta, Nausica of the Valley if the Wind, Princess Mononoke, Thr Lord of the Rings Trilogy, ALL the Star Wars movies, Saw 1 and 2, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, The Black Cauldron, them Harry Potter films, other Miyazaki movies, Snatch, The Italian Job (remake), Formula 51, The Cowboy Bebop Movie, The Yu Yu Hakusho movie, InuYasha movies, A Night at the Roxbury, Freddy Got Fingered, Pirates of the Carribean, The Princess Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Edward Scissor Hands, Jackass the Movie, Beavis and Butthead Do America, bad movies to do "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" to, Dude Where's My Car?, Harold and Kumar, Something with Adam Goldberg in it (The Hebrew Hammer), Talladega Nights, I [heart] Huckabees, The Baxter, The Jacket, Akeelah and the Bee (it was good), Hi, mom!, Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, Falling Down, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are DeadGod Said to Abraham "Kill me a son..." Abe say "Man, you must be puttin' me on."

Television:

NOTHING!!!Headbangers Ball, The Pirates of Darkwater, Metalocalypse, The Herculoids (greatest name ever), Attack of the Show, Movies (the kind with boobies)height="350"

Books:

Books are mooks.

Heroes:

Daron Malakian, Boba Fett, and Charles Manson (yeah, I said it)

My Blog

The Live Music Adventures IV

So I just saw Big Business at the backstage area of the Blackcat. The Panthers opened for them and they were pretty good but nothin special happened until after their set. So I'm standing around with ...
Posted by Toasty on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST

The Live music Adventures 3 or somethin'

So it's been forever since I've done one of these but I'm gonna start fresh and do some backtracking in later installments. Three days ago I attended the Lamb of God/Trivium/Machine Head/Gojira s...
Posted by Toasty on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

Armenia and Turkey

So if you're reading this, you probably care about politics and human rights or you just got confused. In any case, let's all have a moment of silence for Hrant Dink, Armenian-Turkish newspaper editor...
Posted by Toasty on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

The Live Music Adventures

Yes, I have a blog. Most will be about weird stuff that happens at live shows. To start I shall you all about my first mosh pit. I was attending this year's HFStival at my local Merriweather Post Pavi...
Posted by Toasty on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

The Live Music Adventures II

This is a continuation of the first blog because I hate putting too many words in one place. Anyway, after jumping, decking, and generally getting thrown around by shirtless, tatooed gentlemen tw...
Posted by Toasty on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST