Studying the physics of Pop Rocks, music, watching Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' To The Oldies" videos, Packers' football, analyzing the mating habits of brown pigmy goats', carbon dating Play-Dough, breeding spider monkeys, non-psychotic females (Is that an oxy moron?--J/K:), caressing Flemish Giant bunnies, more football, a bit more music, more hot 'n' sane (not INSANE) chicks, researching paranormal activity, fighting my addiction to artichoke-laced pizza, making goofy lists, oh forgot...and working out a bunch at Gold's Gym!!
I'd like to meet:
The person who invented "Pop Rocks"--that guy's a genius!! If I can't meet him, how about an attractive, fit, cool chick (sorry I'm not politically correct) that takes her medication is she suffers from depression. Is that too much to ask?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jammin' JD aka Jammer
Birthday: 8-8-71
Birthplace: Green Bay, WI
Current Location: Antioch, TN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but sometimes I use both--hee-hee;)
Your Heritage: 50% Polish, 50% Bohemian
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance running shoes
Your Weakness: Good-looking females;)
Your Fears: A liberal in the White House
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything except pineapple, anchovies, and jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More success with writing/performing music.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Will you take your pants off?--J/K;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: How'd this sheep get next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature: You mean beisdes my "member"? Uh, eyes or legs.
Your Bedtime: 4 AM--seriously...I'm a mess!!
Your Most Missed Memory: I'll keep that to myself.
Pepsi or Coke: RC
McDonalds or Burger King: Ronald's place...although Whoppers are quite tasty!!
Single or Group Dates: Single...unless the group dates consist of me and multiple women--ha-ha;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Just give me water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...with vanilla swirl;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll take hot cocoa, please
Do you Smoke: Hell no!!
Do you Swear: Hell yes!!
Do you Sing: Yes, although how well can be debatable.
Do you Shower Daily: I think bi-weekly is plenty; Al "tree hugger" Gore wants it that way
Have you Been in Love: You mean in love with ALL of someone or just certain parts?--hee-hee;)
Do you want to go to College: Been there; paid off the loans
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, much more than I believe in the spelling of the person who typed this survey. "belive"? What moron typed this?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...I have a waterbed and I'm just fine;)
Do you think you are Attractive: My priest says I am!!--hee-hee;)
Are you a Health Freak: Not a health freak, but definitely health conscious
Do you get along with your Parents: When they're not spanking me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!!
Do you play an Instrument: Of course...guitar, bass, trumpet, and I even bang on drums and keyboards;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, only gargled listerine
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell no!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Fuck no!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes...and all the chicks really loved their Happy Meals;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, Santa's lap felt nice
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, it wouldn't be good for my girlish figure
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No--I'll refrain from my "raw fish" comments (tuna, red snapper, etc;)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I tried, but the bird bath was too small
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: You mean armed robbery or just "borrowing? --J/K!! I don't steal!!
Ever been Drunk: About 20 years ago.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes...I never put out!!--hee-hee;)
Ever been Beaten up: Have you seen my "guns"? Hell no!! ;)
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not a liberal--I work for my possessions!!
How do you want to Die: Honestly, right after having the greatest orgasm of my life...with Journey playing in the background!!;)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Miss America
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any...(Why can't this person spell? "favourite"?)
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, although I'm open to any color if it's on a hot chick;)
Short or Long Hair: Long....and clean
Height: Whatever, just not taller than me
Weight: Not overweight...at all!!
Best Clothing Style: The "clothing that fits" style
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE!!
Number of CDs I own: I can't count that high
Number of Piercings: None. My body is a sacred temple--I would never vandalize it in that manner!!--J/K
Number of Tattoos: None...see above answer!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm sure there are a few...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
I don't do rap or hip-hop. Sorry kids, I'm a musician and I actually like my music played on real instruments. Anything else bring it on. If it came from the 80's I probably love it. I'll chill to Air Supply or rock out to Dokken. Newer bands that I like are Vertical Horizon, Toad the Wet Sprocket (they've been broken up for quite a few years), Tonic, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down. I'm also up on all the country stuff. Of course I'm a Billy Joel fan since I play with "Christie's Ex"--The Ultimate Billy Joel Tribute Band!! I love great musicianship--whether it's an insane bluegrass banjo player pickin' at 250 beats per minute, Satriani pulling out some blazing chops or Brent Mason blowing my mind with his chicken pickin'. Also, a great song is a great song, no matter if it's country, rock, or Eastern Camobodian folk music:)
Movies:
Spinal Tap, 40 Yr-Old Virgin, Old School, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Caddyshack, American Pie 1 & 3--all timeless!! Oh yeah...and all the ones I found in my cousin's underwear drawer that were in a "Hustler" bag;)
Television:
98% of my time is usually spent on Fox News, with channel surfing between CMT, VH-1, MTV, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, Court TV, Animal Planet, and maybe a few others. Of course that's not counting football season. Oh yeah, the show "Ghost Hunters" on the Sci-Fi channel is the greatest!!
Books:
Whatever is available in "Cliff Notes":)
Heroes:
Anyone who actually follows and knows ALL of the issues regarding political candidates and exactly what that person stands for/has voted on before pulling the lever for that candidate. Voting for someone because Dan Rather tells you to means you'd qualify as a moron in most foreign territories. If you can't think for yourself then I'd like to remind you that parachute pants, fanny packs, mullets, and stocking caps in August are all still cool!!
