Mike

Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro

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About Me

At one time I'd say I was a rock 'n' roll ninga with a bad haircut but that time is behind me. Now I find the most important times to be those intimate moments shared with the ones I love. I lost my balls I think but it will all change with summer as it's the in thing to do is to get constintly F'ed up.Music is cool and I like to write. Not music though cause I'm very untalented. I'd like to be able to paint so I could be like "Baby, I painted this picture of us, being in love..." Thata be cool and would gaurentee I'd get some action.In the winter I snowboard. Not so much this winter as it sucked and my snowboard buddy with a car got knocked up. Thats cool though as I can still skate in the summer but pave hurts and my bones grow brittle.To sum up me..... I'm a head case with an ok size penis that enjoys awesome things.

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My Interests


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality? I like to write. I guess I'm ok at it except my grammer. I used to be a gamer but not so much anymore. I still like fight night, Tony Hawk and Halo. Snowboarding is the thing in the cooler months and the skate and skim in the warmer times. I like belittling Ashtin cause it's easy and yelling at Dark NinJAH's (one love) kittie.

I'd like to meet:

Chino from the tones cause they rule and to bitch about the new lighter stuff.Hunter S. Thompson as he could describe things in a way like no other.Steven Harper. He has a haymaker waiting for him.Tim Barnett. I heard he was into blow and could hook you up with stolen car parts.Me cause I don't know me

Music:

Fo tunes..... FITTY BLINGS YO! Na, not really. I like the punk rock bands. Bad religion, Rancid, Decendents, Snfu, Propagandhi, Misfits. Some of the rock music rules. I'm a feckin' hugh Foo Fighter fan and dream of one day myself fighting the foo. I like the sound of masturbation in a large concrete hallway also.

Movies:

FUBAR!!!!!!! SLC Punk, 28 Days later, Varsity Blues, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Half Baked, Where The Buffalo Roam.

Television:

Simpsons (of course), Harvey Birdman, Kenny vs. Spenny, TPB (Rep the maritimes yo!) Drawn Together, Whatevers on Discover or Biography

Books:

Catcher in the Rye is the only book I read since high school. Should pick on up. I'd like to read some of the good doctor's books but have a fear of librairies

Heroes:

Dave Grohl...... That is all

My Blog

How cool Jessi Rix is and how much I suck for not mentioning her

Jessi Rix is by far the coolest person not mentioned on this page. To her and how cool she is cause she's married to a weasle and I seen her boobs and her panties. It was pretty cool and my mom was ha...
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

Vac!

I have vacation! I think that is awesome. I like beez and the treez and a bitch on her kneez. Pleez? Good sunny day and the suffering will end soon.... Freedom to my people! Let those muthers rock! I ...
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST

And Fuck Shane Mosley

Thinks he tough. Well he can suck dick!
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:42:00 PST

Full Body Shot

Am I the only person on myspace with a fuckin' body shot. Comon and show the goods ladys! Make money yo. I am an unatractive ma fucker and I still flant it so YOU with the pretty face and possible nic...
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:33:00 PST

A Tragic Event.

So I'm chill out at my homepage ImSoGetto.com when all of a sudden some chick with a lisp runs up and goes all nuts with a chainsaw. Now this chick was kinda cute even with the lisp so I'm all up ins....
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST

This is anew......

Hey I'm blogging. Fuck all y'all naw saying fucks cause I be ALL UP INS. YEP! End of my shift hoping to make it insedent free so pray for me. I feel like chicken and I just bought some so hells yeah o...
Posted by Mike "The Hammer" Shapiro on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST