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Richard

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About Me


"Regular Rap Song".. FunnyOrDie.com

"Don't you wish everyone was the Beastie Boys??!!!!"

"THE most important issues in the 2008 election" ..

My Interests

I'm way into buddha and stress. Violence is for pussies.

I'd like to meet:



You!....or Jesus or Al Gore or Amy Sedaris or Kurt Vonnegut or Tyler Durdin or Snake Pliskin....or any of these people below:

Music:

Whatever, 'cepting I reckon country music is stupid.

Movies:

Six String Samurai, Kung Fu Hustle, Big Lebowski, anything by Tarantino or Kevin Smith, Porn and Chicken ("because fried chicken is delicious, and porn is images of people having sex")

Television:

Survivor Man, Planet Earth, 30 Rock, Futurama, Countdown with KO

Books:

on my nightstand: Cat's Cradle The Assault on Reason Everything is Illuminated Women are from Venus Men are from Mars (my wife is making me read it) Me Talk Pretty One Day

Heroes:

Superman.
"Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."