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I Hate My Period

ONLY WOMEN BLEED!!!

About Me

Periods why?"The Blob," not from outer space, far worse in fact. The Blob means cramps and chocolate cravings, hot flushes and misery, bloating and bad moods, constipation and the shits. The Blob makes a great big mess of your favourite knickers and men don't get it - why is that? If men had the periods all sanitary products would be tax free but would women be able to put up with the whining? Probably not.Once a month the splurge of bloody stuff from my vagina known as the period make me into a unpredictable crazed hormonal witch from hell. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

My Interests

Looking for sanitary protection, which is never at hand when the period suddenly appears! AND IT'S BLOODY EXPENSIVE

I'd like to meet:

WHY AM I CRYING??? Sob sob
Because my hormones are off the walls, that's why!BAN THE BLOB!
I'd like to meet everyone and anyone. I DO NOT WANT TO ADD YOUR DEATH-METAL-BLOOD-WORSHIP-BAND, bugger off. If you are under sixteen, don't get offended, but it's unlikely that I will add you x

Music:

FUCK OFF!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU BASTARD!!!

Movies:

Why am I crying??? I want some ice cream. Nobody loves meeeeeee!!

Television:

Those awful loud adverts for jam rags where the women are scuba diving. Obviously made by men BAH!

Heroes:

Oh just pass me a cork, I'm sick of the mess...

My Blog

Random Bulletins

I'm going to post some of my bulletins as a blog because.. I can. And otherwise they'll be lost forever..
Posted by I Hate My Period on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST

The Lady Page of Rage

Welcome to The Lady Page of Rage - let it all out in this *free* rant-space.   I don't know if it's just the period but.. TODAY I AM FULL OF RAGE!!!!   AAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! I just w...
Posted by I Hate My Period on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

The Big Brother File

Fri 19th May     Dear Channel 4,It's bad enough that I am on my period but I was horrified to find that no trannies are to reside in the Big Brother house this year. Imagine my disappointmen...
Posted by I Hate My Period on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:12:00 PST

Traumatic Period Stories

My friend was sexing with his girlfriend whilst she was on her period. They built up a lot of "air" through rigourous pumping action which was finally let out in a big fanny fart, spraying blood all u...
Posted by I Hate My Period on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:11:00 PST

Period Poetry

I was sent this beautiful poem by Lou, I highly suspect it was created during those difficult few days before vaginal release;   Oh my Gh-hod, It's not me, I have trailed from this tree, It came ...
Posted by I Hate My Period on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST

Jam Rags vs. Tampons

Jam Rags or Tampons? Decisions decisions... Jam Rags are uncomfortable, they ride up your arse and it's like sitting in a pool of your own blood. Actually it is sitting in a pool of your own blood. Th...
Posted by I Hate My Period on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:22:00 PST