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Happy Healhty Heterosexual Complicated Female Geminian Love Thailand and Bali. Eat lots of chilies and dance like a monkey :p
I love annoying you :D
The most lunatic and most foul mouth person but has the most kind hearted and most loyal to her friend/bro/sis/kakek/nenek/etc/etc. But you better pray she is on your side, when she is enraged to avoid her fury.( Benny jo)
I am alive, I eat - I sleep - I shit - I fuck - I Puke, I live a human life!! LIVING ALIVE !!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ivy
Birthday: 23rd May
Birthplace: Borneo ( cannibalism folks ever), Indonesia
Current Location: Hong Kong
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Current is Light Brown. I might dye in navy blue soon!
Height: 5'2 / 158cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, my left hand is dead.
Your Heritage: Do you know Chinese kungfu??
The Shoes You Wore Today: High heels at work, Flip-flop on weekeend, Now is Boots babeee
Your Weakness: Boozes and Cock!
Your Fears: Terrorist and hello kitty
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple and Ham and Black Olive, Yummy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the hell out of HK!! I'd done a trip to Koh samui + Bangkok :D
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Well..
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta wank!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I've Been Told My eyes, Lips, legs, pussy and clit !!
Your Bedtime: Huh.. I am no longer imsonia la!!
off to bed by 11pm, wake up by 7am =)
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was a kid my dad beat me nearly death (kidding) Seriously I really missed my past life o.0 I was cool in it and Bali trip (I 'd deleted this before) but someone have a good laugh like this: " I was reading some more of your profile and I had to laugh at your most missed memory about your cat bleeding and not being able to swim and your poor boy not getting any sex. I appreciate his lol ^_^ and the Bali story is true!!
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonald lar...easy to find and reasonable price, the most famous American food ba!
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Please!! Vanila just make me sick!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ho Ho ho.. COFFEE!! coffee and coffee.
Do you Smoke: Sometime if I have money!
Do you Swear: damnit.. I won't if kids around!!
Do you Sing: well, Im sing pretty good in the bathroom!
Do you Shower Daily: Eewwhh..I did, Twice a Day also brush my teeth too!
Have you Been in Love: well.. Im easy fall in love!! Hundred thousand times since I was in grade 3, Ha! Funny!
Do you want to go to College: Yeaahh!!but!!* sigh* eeek..
Do you want to get Married: Been there before,no fun!! eerr.. can I get laid instead now??
Do you belive in yourself: Yes!! almost always even I screwed up many times!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah!!
Do you think you are Attractive: I really am. thought Im crazy in love with myself.
Are you a Health Freak: uhm.. yes I was worried about STDs and all the stuffs!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes!! I love them very much, even they beat me when I was a goddamn kid,I already forgive them ^_^
Do you like Thunderstorms: Noo..
Do you play an Instrument: Ugh, Nope!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoking banned in HK now, I quit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yippiee!! smoke a pot at once!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I did! I enjoy a good movie, good drink, good food, and ooh I enjoy a good spank too,LOL!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: HK= 100000 malls city!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Noo..!! Nope!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep..!!Twice a month
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeaah..He dumped because I refused to give out my ass =)!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bathtub all right?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Fucking way! why should I do that??!! Chi Seen!
Ever been Drunk: Hangover you mean? I did puke my tongue out sometimes, Passed out in the club corner, on dance floor, couch, comatose in the bathtub, Stuck my head in a toilet hole, sick like hell!!
Ever been called a Tease: Ooh Yes!!! Tease my ass!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes! My dad did when I was a goddamn kid!
Ever Shoplifted: Fucked Nah!!Never! or my dad will kill me!
How do you want to Die: Haven't plan it yet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Monkey
What country would you most like to Visit: Maldives, Hawaii and Bali again! and Koh Samui Again and again and again
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Oooh nasib!!! knapa toh yooo, mbo ya kawin ama yang lain laaa!! "

Remember my master?? AKA Mr.Pretty dick!   He is enganged liaow!!! I read the announcement, its said: " they're getting married ..!!! Damned.. when will people understanding of there's no divo...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:45:00 GMT

Stilnox, Thai massuer and I

The sleeping pills name is Stilnox Zolpidem 10mg. it's great to put you sleep like corpse but the truth side effect is trully scary.. people commit to sleepwalking, sleeptalking, sleep driving, sleep-...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:18:00 GMT

another session of craziness..

Thursday night : 6pm: starting happy-crazy-hour with bunch of office mates @ carniege’s finish at 8pm something, got pretty tipsy when heading home. cutie-hunky-caucasian-male-bunnies every wher...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:26:00 GMT

MY DESPERATION

Call me a loser, call me a loser... you can call me a loser... I soooo desperate going on a date, I think could have just say yes to everyone who asked me out!! I kidding you not, I really keen going ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:45:00 GMT

Fuck it or fucking leave it

She hate him.... She hate him... she hate him to die, moaning to every friends that he is son of a bitch, the biggest asshole on the planet earth, motherfuker!! She hate him.. cursing at him like ther...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Butth*le Pressure

Butth*le Pressure
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:51:00 GMT

Cheating great

I am a witness of Soooooooooooooooooo many cheats! Marriage promise nothing, relationship fucking dull.. people whom commit just can't keep their pants on, it so scary, funny and confused and somehow ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:59:00 GMT

I found this letter in my inbox, reading this made me cum like "Oh my twat!!"

When we meet for our drink you will be flirting with me, sitting on the bar stool so that your short skirt is showing all of your legs. From time to time you uncross your legs making sure I can see yo...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:04:00 GMT

Macau madness

After 6 shoot of Jack-Cokes. pole dancing in the club @ Mp3Before Alcohol, Cocky-eyes @ Dog's
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:29:00 GMT

Almost weekend

Fucking too much at work my brain dead!!! Dead..dead..deaaaadddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE PHONE CALLS ABUSED MY EARS LIKE DEAF, NOW FUCKING BRAIN LIKE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!! This is crazy, I've been wor...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:59:00 GMT